Bag of Glue Chords by The Rubberbandits

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I [Bm] stopped into the shop while I was making my way home.
I bought credit [Em] for my [Ab] phone and a honeycomb topper on.
And this big fat chick behind the counter [Bm] looks me up and down.
She's forming [Em] at the [Ab] mouth and she's checking [E] me out.
She says, excuse me man, would you like to go out for a [Bm] meal tonight?
So I said, [Em] yeah, [Ab] chalk it down.
She took me out [E] for dinner in the Harrison [Bm] Hall.
We had a BLT, [Ab] a Cobbett cake.
[Bm] She scoots to our school, pure clothed with meat.
She runs her big fat fever, suck my skinny little thigh.
Says, let's go [E] back to mine.
No, she [Ab] an ugly bum on a big fat ride.
[E] Ah man, [Bm] I can't decide, so I sniffed [Em] some glue to [Bm] clear my head.
And wrote [E] a rotten on her mother's bed.
[Ab] I beg for milk, I beg for you.
Let's get ragged on by the glue.
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_ There's [Ab] no way I'm right for you, unless I'm ragged on by the glue.
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She [Bm] has a big fat ass, but she has [E] no class.
And I could do better, [Ab] but I think I'd pass.
Cause I can't [Em] resist, [Ab] but she insists.
To stuff her [E] mouth with chicken every time we kiss.
[Bm] This love we had, [Ab] there's no respect.
She's a big [Bm] fat fucker, what does she expect?
I'm hitting [Em] the toys [Ab] by her puppy eyes.
And her [E] 16 gins and her massive thighs.
I take her out and she stuffs her mouth with expensive food [Bm] that'll give her gout.
She's the [Em] ketchup [Ab] when the chicken winks.
My queen, [E] and I'm the burger king.
[Ab] But man, you see, I just can't seem to ride her when I'm sober.
[Gb] So I sniff [Em] a [Bm] dirty bag of glue, and then I bend [E] that fat part [Ab] over.
I beg for milk, I beg for you.
Let's get ragged on by the glue.
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_ Cause there's no way [Ab] I'm right, yo.
Unless I'm right on by the glue.
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She's got these manky, saggy, granny tits.
The kind you'd find [Bm] on any bitch.
A [Em] dorky slut [Ab] with a big fat butt.
Didn't throw [E] many tips from the chicken hut.
But if [Bm] you think that you might like a fat bird on your own.
I got a three [Em] step man, [Ab] now follow it man.
When you get that fat bird on.
Step one, get a bag, and fill it with glue.
[E] Step two, sniff [Bm] till your face turns blue.
Step [Em] three, relax, [Bm] enjoy the ride.
And let the you who do what it do to your mind.
But just make sure you throw away that bag when you are done.
Cause if you have my luck, then you'll wake up,
smoke to your [E] girlfriend's big fat bum.
I beg [Ab] for milk, I beg for you.
[Bm] Let's get ragged on by the glue.
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[Ab] _ Cause there's no way I'm right, yo.
Unless I'm right on by the glue.
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_ [Ab] Said a bag for me, a bag for you.
Let's get ragged on by the glue.
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