Chords for Bare Naked Ladies - One week lyrics

_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] It's been one week since you looked at me
Got carried to the side and said I'm not in green
Five days since you laughed at me
Since you said together [G] come back [A] and see me
Three days since the living room
I realize it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday, you'd forgiven [Dm] me
But [A] it'll still be today [G] till I say [A] I'm sorry
Oh, then I won't watch the hood wink
Cause I'll make you stop to think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish
Although I like the shallot, I like the squishy
Cause it's never touched a prime pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhyme
Big like Leanne Rhyme
Because I'm all about value
Vertical catfish got the man hits
You try to match with
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a peek
I like a sneak and you can shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gonna see the show cause then you'll know the vertigo is gonna go
Cause it's so dangerous, [F#m] you'll have to sign a waiver
How can [E] I help it if I think you're funny [C#m] when you're mad?
[D] Tryin' hard not to smile though [F#m] I feel bad
I [E] know laughs at a funeral
[A] Can't [D] understand what I mean while [F#m] you're sleepin' well
I have [E] a pen that's here to wear my mind on my [F#m] sleeve
I [D] have a history of takin' off [A] my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Screw your rhyme in the air, I'm such a crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I still got the rug when [G] I'm done, but [A] funny
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realize it's not my fault but only too soon
Yesterday you forgave me
And now I'll sit back and wait till [Bm] you say [A] you're sorry _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ Chicken _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
D-China's the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops kickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
With all our Mays on
I hope the smoking medicine is one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Flexing and Pantrick
Flexing who's guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa I make mad films
K, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai
Gonna get us in a better club
Gonna find a crime with tiny enough shoes on my arms
And always flying off the backswing
Gonna get in a movie with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoonist got the boom
And I made babes that made me think [F#m] the wrong thing
How [E] can I help it if I think you're [A] funny when you're mad
[D] Tryin' hard not [F#m] to smile but will feel bad
[E] I'm the kind of guy that laughs at a funeral
[C#m] Can't [D] understand what I mean while [F#m] you're sleepin' well
I have [E] a pen that's here to wear my mind on my [C#m] sleeve
I have [D] a history of losing [A] my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your emphasis and I'm sorry
Five days since I laughed at you
And then you just [G] did just what I thought you [A] were gonna do
Three days since the living room
Where do you like to poke the blame but what did we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till [G] we say we're [A]
sorry
_ _ It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
_ _ It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
_ _ For trusting me and Pope on the rally
_ _ _ _ _ _ For