Chords for If I Had $1,000,000 - Barenaked Ladies [BEST ONE]

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_ _ _ [E] _ [A] _ _ [E] If I had a million [D] _ dollars, if I had a million [A] _ dollars,
[E] Well I'd buy you [D] a house, I would buy [A] you a house,
And [Bm] if [E] I had a million [D] _ dollars, if I had a million [A] dollars,
I'd buy [E] you furniture for your [D] [A] house, Maybe [Bm]
an ice chester [A] field or an ottoman,
And if [E] I had a million [D] dollars, if I had a million [A] dollars,
[E] Well I'd buy you [D] a K-car, A nice reliant [A] automobile,
And if [E] I had a million [D] _ [F#m] dollars, [Bm] I'd buy [E] your _ love, _
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[E] I had a [A] million dollars, I'd build [F#m] a tree fort in [D] our yard,
If [E] I had a million [A] _ dollars, You could [F#m] help, it wouldn't be [D] that hard,
If [E] I had a million [A] dollars, Maybe we could [F#m] put a little tiny fridge in [D] there somewhere,
We could just go up there [E] and hang out, Like open the [A] fridge and stuff,
And there [E] would be food laid out for [D] us, Little _ pre [A]-wrapped sausages and things,
_ They have [E] pre-wrapped sausages, But they don't have [D] pre-wrapped bacon,
Well can you blame them?
[A] Oh yeah!
_ _ If I [E] had a million [D] _ _ dollars, if I had a million _ [A] dollars,
Well I'd [E] buy you a [D] fur coat, But not a real fur coat, [A] that's cruel,
And if [E] I had a million [D] _ [A] dollars, if [D] I had a [A] million _ dollars,
[E] Well I'd buy you an exotic [D] pet, Yep, like a llama [A] _ or an emu,
And if [E] I had a million [D] _ dollars, if I [A] had a million _ dollars,
[E] Well I'd buy you John [D] Merrick's remains, Ooh all them crazy [A] elephant bones,
And if [E] I had a million [D] _ dollars, I'd [A] buy you [E] love, _ _
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[E] I had a million [A] dollars, we [F#m] wouldn't have to walk to [D] the store,
If [E] I had a million [A] dollars, [E] we'd take a [F#m] limousine cause it [D] costs more,
If [E] I had a million [A] dollars, [E] we [F#m] wouldn't have to eat [D] Kraft dinner,
Well we would eat [E] Kraft dinner, Of course we would, we'd just [A] eat more,
And [E] buy really expensive [D] ketchups with it, That's right, all the fancy Dijon [A] ketchup, _
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[E] I had a million [D] _ [A] dollars, if I had a million _ dollars,
[E] Well I'd buy you a [D] green dress, But not a real green [A] dress, that's cruel,
And if [E] I had a [D] million dollars, if I had a [E] million [A] dollars,
[E] Well I'd buy you [D] some art, [A] _
[Bm] A Picasso or [A] a Garfunkel,
If I [E] had a million [D] _ dollars, if I had a million [A] _ dollars,
[E] Well I'd buy you [D] a monkey, _ Haven't you [A] always wanted a monkey?
If [E] I had a million [D] _ dollars, I'd buy you [E] _ love, _
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_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ If [E] I had a [A] million dollars, [F#m] if I had a million [D] dollars,
If [E] I had a million [A] dollars, [F#m] If I had a million [D] dollars,
If [E] I had a million [A] _ _ _ [F#m]
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[E] _ _ [A] I'd be rich. _ _
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