Chords for Barenaked Ladies - One Week [Bathroom Sessions]

_ The one.
_ _ The one, two.
[A] It's been one week since you looked at me.
Popped your hand to the side and said am I in your head?
Five days since your last name. _
Together come back and see.
Three days since I'm living through.
[Em] Some of my fault but can't tell [A] you it's the same.
You've given me a buzz.
Three days till I say I'm sorry.
[D] Hope [A] that I'm a monster looking to make you stop thinking.
If you looking at that man, I got my fist to the head and show the world I'm a man.
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_ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] _ [F#m] _ _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [A] _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [Bm] _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ [A] _
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If you looking at that man, I got my fist to the head and show the world I'm _ _ a man.
Bum bum bum _
Oh _ _ baby I love you
My wieners and _ _ _ _ beans
Wee wees wee
China [G#] the Chinese [A] chicken
[C] China the [A] Chinese chicken
China the Chinese chicken
China the Chinese chicken
You have a dumb stick and your brain's not sticking
Watch an F-file with no lights on
Put on a mason
Smokey mentin this one like Harrison
Call him a manic rand dick, ask me how I'm damn dricked
I kick the stair and he dissatisfied
Like a rose now I make mad hill
Yeah I don't make pill, but if I did they'd have a samurai
You [D] get a set of better talking with [A] money
And if you're [D] some mind you [A] might have the best swing
You get into a song with a fucking horse
[Em] Got the boom and the [F#m] bass and make me think the wrong thing
Get a little [E] bit if I think you probably would [C#m] get mad
Try and [A] haunt you not to smile or feel bad
I'm the [E] kind of guy that laughs when I'm feeling old
Can't [A] understand what I mean
I've been dealing [E] with my mind on the [C#m] screen
[A] I've had history of losing my shirt and pin
One week since you looked at me
[Dm] Dropped your arm to the side [A] and said I'm sorry
Five days of the lap to choose and it said
Oh, what a load of crap you
Three [G] days in [A] the living room
Realized you poked the blame but what did we do?
Yesterday you just found me
Cause it'll still be two days for weeks and we're sorry
Still _ be two days for weeks and we're sorry _ _ _
Still be two days for weeks and we're sorry
We're _ class D, D-M, home fuck, they're driving _ _ _
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