Chords for Barenaked Ladies - "If I Had $1,000,000" (2/6) 2007

Shout Factory [F#] TV _ changing the channel
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_ _ _ _ _ Like by you [D] a house [A] I [D] would buy [A] you
_ _ Then if [E] I had a million _ [A] _ numbers
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_ [A] _ _ _ Buy [E] you furniture for your house, maybe a nice Chester
[A] They're all in autumn and [E] if I had a million [D] dollars _ _ _
_ [E] _ [A] _ _ _ [E] Right by you [D] a cake [A] _ [E] I'm nice, but I'll be if I had a million [A] dollars
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_ _ [D] _ If [E] I _
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_ _ [D] _ _ [A] If [E] I had a million [A] _ [F#] dollars you could help me wouldn't me [D] that hard you [E] buy _
_ _ _ Maybe we [F#] could put a little tiny fridge in [D] there somewhere
Waste of [E] me.
Oh, yeah, the fridge is always a place to be
_ It's cool.
[D] Yeah
_ There's food [A] there mustard _ always the mustard _ [E] condiments
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_ _ [A] _ Right [E] now in my fridge
Is [A] probably a quart of sour milk
Which I'm saving
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_ For the time [D] when I need to make a video to [A] put on YouTube, I'm bored
[E] I don't know what to put on YouTube _
I figured you let that milk get really sour and then drink it film myself drinking it barf it up YouTube hit YouTube classic _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ You [E] know, I'll spin that into some kind of endorsement [D] deal, you know sneakers _ [A] or stickers
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You want to [D] go for the endorsements before you shoot the video though?
[A] Really?
Because once you shoot [F#] it
They've got right [D] need to give you anything if you call up and say [E] I'm gonna throw up sour milk
It could be on your [A] shoes
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_ [A] _ _ _ [Em] You know, I know [B] up sour milk [D] it'll be on [E] your shoes Puma _ _ [A] shop _ around [E] _ _
I don't [D] say _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [E] if I
Had a million [D] _ dollars
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_ _ _ _ [E] Like by you a [D] fur coat [A] but not a real fur coat that's true if [E] I had a million [D] dollars
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_ [A] _ _ [E] _ Like buying exotic [D] pet yep
Like a [E] llama or [A] an eevee if [E] I had a million [D] dollars
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_ _ _ Like [E] buying John Mayer's [D] [A] remains all them [E] crazy elephant man to throw if I had a million [D] dollars _ I
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to _ _ [F#m] _ _ [B] [A] walk to the store [E] and you find a million dollars _ [F#m] _ [E] Music _
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[D] But _ _ [E] we would _ _
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[A] people of Michigan
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Would you sing along with bare-naked ladies I finally
[D] _ _ _ You know, I finally figured out where [A] we are on the hand.
Yeah.
[E] Yeah right here
[D] _ _ [A] right friggin here
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[B] All say right [F#] here _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ [E] Here.
Okay folks
[D] _ _ _ Please repeat after [A] me
_ _ Sing along [E] with Steve paid.
[D] We go.
I'm Steve page.
Here we go
_ [A] _ _ _ [E] if I had a [D] million dollars _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] Like by you the green [D] dress but not a real green dress.
[A] That's true if [E] I _
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_ _ [A] _ _ Like [E] _
[C#m] by [D] some art _ a big [E] castle or a [A] _ garfunkel
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_ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] Like by
_ [D] _ Monkey, I have it.
You always want [A] a monkey if [E] I had a million [D] _ _ dollars _ _
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_ I [A] Be rich _ _ _
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