Chords for Barenaked Ladies Reunion Performance | Juno Awards 2018

The newest members of the Canadian Music Hall of Fame, the Bare Naked Ladies! _ _
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[D] _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [E] _ Music Hall of Fame, [A] the Bare Naked Ladies!
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_ Chikity China, the Chinese can be out the country stickin'
Brains stop stickin', watchin' expires
With the lights on, we're done, the maze off
Monkey man's in this, when the cameras in the photo
I'm getting frantic, this thing can trick
So he's guaranteed to satisfy
The chorus how my idea man feel, can't I don't make film?
You did have a slam, right?
You get a set, better come to mind
The camera's tiny and I'm just so mind
So I don't always line up the back swing
You didn't put me selling monkeys, I got to lose
Got the boom, man, I'm a [D] big, spin me, take [F#m] a wild thing
Can't [E] help it if I think you're funny when you laugh
[F#m] Die hard, not smile, don't feel bad
[E] I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't [D] understand what I mean, [F#m] but you soon will
Have [E] a pen that's gonna win my mind, [A] I will see it
I've [D] listened to you, you've been my [A] sheriff
There's one reason to look at me
I'm a little tired of serving, sorry
Five minutes is an afternoon
You said you needed to just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days, but nothing grew
Realize I'm over [D] the blade, what [A] we did yesterday
You just smiled at me, said it's gonna be two days
Two weeks, and [F#m] we're sorry
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Still be two days, two weeks, and we're sorry _ _
_ Still be two days, two weeks, and we're sorry
_ _ _ [G] First class city, I'm home of [A] the _ _ robbery
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[E] Hey, _ _ _ _ _ _
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everybody, that's Andy Kriegen
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[A] _ _ _ [E] I had a million _ [A] dollars
If [D] I [A] had a million dollars
_ [E] I'd buy you [D] a [A] house
I [D] would buy you [A] a house
And [E] if I had a million [D] dollars
If I [A] had a million _ dollars
Buy [E] you furniture for [D] your house
Maybe an ice jester, [A] builder, or an Ottoman
If [E] I had a million _ [A] dollars
If [D] I had a million [A] _ dollars
[E] _ I'd buy you [D] a K-Car
A nice, [A] reliant automobile
_ If [E] I had a [Bm] million _ [A] dollars
I'd buy [E] your _ _ _ love _ _
If _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [E] I had a [A] million [E] dollars
I'd build [F#m] a tree for an [D] AI
_ If [E] I had a [A] million dollars
[E] You [F#m] could help me, wouldn't be [D] that hard
If [E] I had a [A] million dollars
Maybe we could put like [F#m] a little tiny fridge in [D] there somewhere
We'd invite [E] all our friends
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And they'd open up the [E] fridge and all the food would go [D] bad
But I wouldn't care, I'd eat it anyways
Well, [A] you're welcome to the [E] stage, a whole bunch of [D] people
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[D] _ _ _ _ _ [A] it if you know it
If I [E] had a [D] million dollars
If I [A] had a million _ dollars
[E] Well, I'd buy you a [D] fur [A] coat
A real fur coat, that's true
[E] If I had a million [D] dollars
If I had a [A] million dollars
_ [E] Well, I'd buy you an [D] exotic pet
_ Like a llama [A]
or an eevee
If [E] I had a [D] million _ dollars
If I had [A] a million dollars
[E] Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's [A] remains
All them crazy elephant bones
[E] If I had a million [A] dollars
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[E] your love _ _ _ _ _
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[D] _ _ If [E] I had a million _ dollars
We [F#m] wouldn't have to walk [D] to the store
If [E] I had a [A] million [E] dollars
We'd take [F#m] it if we think it's a [D] _ cost
[E] If I had a million _ [A] dollars
We [F#m] wouldn't have to eat [D] Kraft dinner
But [E] we would, come on, three years [A] now
Kraft, isn't it time for a sponsorship?
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[D] _ Would [A] you all be willing to sing along?
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_ [D] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [A] Everybody, _ this [E] jam is amplified
[D] So just slide, [A] and let your backbone _ _ _ [E] slide
_ Here we [D] go, _ repeat after me _ _
[A] _ _ [E] If I had a million [D] Sing _ it!
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_ _ _ [E] Well, I'd buy you a [D] green dress
But not a real green [A] dress, that's true
If [E] I had a million [A] Sing it!
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_ [A] _ _ _ [E] I'd buy you some [D] art
_ A Picasso [A] or a Garfunkel
If [E] I had a million [D] dollars
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_ _ _ _ [E] I'd buy you [D] a monkey
_ Haven't you always [A] wanted a monkey?
If [E] I had a million [D] _ dollars
I'd buy your [E] _ love _ _ _ _ _
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[D] _ _ [E] If I had a million [A] dollars
[E] If [F#m] I had a million [D] dollars
If [E] I had a million [A] _
[E] dollars
Well, [F#m] I'd have [D] you know it
If [E] I had a million [A] _
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_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [A] I'd be rich
_ _ _ _ [D] Thank you everybody! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ Yes, sir!
Jim Craney!
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