Chords for Paul Simon - Me and Julio (2015)

Tonight's musical guest, I want to thank for being here.
They played a friend of mine's barbecue last summer
and I thought they sounded great.
Please welcome Troubled Waters, everybody. _ _
_ _ _ _ Okay.
Thank you.
Thanks so much for being here.
It was great, it was great.
The barbecue was great too.
Wish the band could have eaten, but.
_ You gotta play, you gotta play.
You gotta play.
Okay.
Well, to explain what was happening is that I wanted to,
I've always wanted to do the whistling solo
to me and Julio down by the schoolyard.
_ And so I called Paul Simon or had somebody call his person
or whatever, I don't know, I don't know him.
And I said, could I do that?
And he said, I will not do [G#] that with you.
_ [B] Have you ever met him?
_ Technically, [G#] no.
_ [N] He seems like a, he seems like a jerk.
Like a jerk.
He seems like a huge jerk.
Just say Paul Simon's a jerk.
Just say Paul Simon's a jerk.
You know, Paul Simon is a bit of a jerk.
_ _ Anyway, _ you _ got a great, you guys are great.
You got a little flyer here of your work right there.
Troubled Waters Band. _ _
These are some of the gigs you've been playing.
Old Town Bar and Grill and Billiards,
Private Function, Open to Public.
Your last gig was Rosen Bar Mitzvah, September 5th.
And that was.
That was, that's canceled.
Yeah, it was canceled.
And these dates, evidently these dates were all from 2012.
_ But anyway, folks, I wish we had Paul Simon.
I wish we had Paul Simon,
but I want to thank you for being here to step in.
Thank you, Mr.
Colbert.
All right.
[Cm] Ahem.
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[A] _ [D] _ [A] _ [E] [A] ♪ Ready mama put y'all on the road and got her dead ♪
♪ She ran to the police [D] station ♪
[E] ♪ When the papa found out he began to shout ♪
♪ Started the [A] investigation ♪
♪ It's [E] against the law, it was [A] against the law _ [E] ♪
♪ It was against [A] the law, _ _ the mama looks down ♪
♪ She spits on the ground every time my name [D] gets mentioned ♪
♪ [E] Papa said, oh, how do I get that boy?
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♪ Won't stick him in the house [A] of detention ♪
♪ [D] Well, I'm on my way, and I [A] don't know where I'm going ♪
♪ But I'm on [D] my way now, I've [A] taken my [B] time, I [E] don't know where _ [D] _ _ _ _
[A] _ ♪
♪ I'll see you [G] in Julio down [E] by the [A] school yard [Bm] [A] ♪
[F#m] ♪ See you [G] in [D] Julio down [E] by the [A] school [Bm] yard, [A] _ [F#m] _ [D] _ _ _ _
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_ [D] _ [A] _ [G] _ [F#m] _ [G] _ [D] _ [A] _
_ [D] _ [A] _ [A] _ [E] _ _ whoa, [A] whoa, whoa ♪
♪ In a couple of days, they're gonna take me away ♪
♪ By the press like a [D] floreli, _ _ [E] and when the radical priests come ♪
♪ To get me released, it's all on the [A] cover of Newsweek ♪
♪ Well, I'm [D] on my way, and I [A] don't know where I'm going _ [D] _ _ ♪
[A] ♪ I've taken my [B] time, and I [E] don't know where [D] ♪
♪ Goodbye to Rosie, the [A] queen of Corona _ ♪
♪ [G] See you in [Bm] Julio [E] down by [A] the school yard [A] ♪
♪ [Bm] [A] See [G] you in [Bm] Julio [E] down by [Em] the school yard [A] ♪
[Bm] ♪ [F#m] See you in [D] Julio [A] down by [Em] the school yard, [A] [Bm] oh, [A] [G] oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, _
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oh, oh, oh, _ _ [D] _ [A] _ [E] _
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[A] _ [D] [A] oh ♪
[E] [A] I'm a cool.
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[A] I'm a cool.
I'm a [N] cool.
I'm a cool. _ _ _ _ _
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