Chords for Bass is Easy

[Ab] _ _ _ _ [B] Juggling is harder than it looks.
[Bm] _ Hey, [Eb] _ _ _ _
_ [N] what's up?
_ _ _ I've just been really bored lately.
What do you mean?
With me?
[Ab] No, no, not about you.
I love you.
[N] I just don't have any hobbies.
I didn't do anything all day.
I just sit around and play Candy Crush or_ _stuff. _
You still play Candy Crush?
I know!
Please don't [C] make me feel worse.
It's okay, I understand.
You know, maybe you should take [Abm] up an instrument. _
Maybe you're a rock star and you don't even know it.
_ [N] Maybe.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
[Abm] Hey, how was your first bass lesson?
It was actually pretty [F] good.
I [Ab] learned about the E string.
_ [N] _ So_ _ _
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_ Hello!
_ Hey! _ _
Learned anything cool today?
[Ab] _ Yep.
Learned about the A string today.
It's actually really fun. _ _ _
_ Weird.
_ _ _ [E] _ _
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_ _ No!
[N] I love being Santa.
Why wouldn't I want to be Santa?
I get to do whatever the f*** I want.
I'm Santa!
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Of course I am, you mother f***ing Santa.
_ _ Oh, hey!
How was your lesson?
Guess what?
I skipped [Eb] my lesson!
I had a gig!
Ever since I learned the E and A strings, I can play [E] any song in the world.
Oh [Ab] my gosh, that's amazing!
I mean, nobody really looked at me or acknowledged my existence while I was playing, [G] but_
I don't know, it was [Ab] really cool.
I think I'm going to get a six string bass next, because I hear that's really essential if you want to [N] actually be good at bass.
Oh my gosh!
That's so great! _ _ _ _
_ Yeah, I guess, but you're still a freaking bass player.
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[F] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Gm] _ _