Chords for Beetlejuice - The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing (LYRICS)
Tempo:
77.875 bpm
Chords used:
D
Gm
C#
C
D#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[F#] [F#m] Hey folks, beggin' your [E] pardon!
[D] Excuse me, sorry to [C#m] bargain.
[B] Now let's skip the tears and [A#] start on [F#m] the whole, [F] you know, [C#] being dead [F#m] thing.
You're doomed!
Enjoy [A] the singing, [D] the sword of Damocles [B] is swinging.
And if I hear your cell phone [A#] ringing, [C] I'll kill you [G#] myself.
The whole [C#] being dead [Dm] thing!
Death can get a person strapped.
[F#] We should've [F#] carpe'd way more diems, now we're [Fm] never gonna see [Dm] him.
I [F] can show you what comes next, so don't [C#] be freaked.
Stay in [D] your seat.
I do this bullshit like eight times a week.
[C#] So just relax, you'll [F#m] be fine.
Drink [C#] your $50 [C#m] wine and take [C#] a breath.
Welcome to [F#] a show about death!
You're gonna be [E] fine [B] on the other side.
[F#] You're [G] all gonna die, [F#] you're all gonna die!
I'll, I'll be your [E] guide [B] to the other side.
[D] Oh, [C] and full disclosure, [C#] it's a show [F#m] about death!
[Gm] Everybody gets on fine [D#] here, like Roger's heart and Hammerstein [C] here.
The women's bathroom has no line [Gm] here, just look me where you [A] want.
The whole [Gm] being dead thing!
You're just gonna love [A#] the folks [D#] here.
Yeah, I know you're woke, but you can take a joke [C] here.
In every show, I do like a ton of poke [A] here.
The [D] whole
[E] Yeah, the whole being dead [Am] thing!
[C] Nobody [D#] is bulletproof!
[G] I [Dm] work out, I eat [Gm] clean, Jesus, [F] past the [Cm] trampoline.
[D#] Time to face the brutal truth!
[D] Cause we're all on a hit [Gm] list, might not live till Christmas.
[D] Choked to death on Triscuits.
Hey, that's just a tissue.
[D#] So take a little break [E] here, kinda like a wake [F] here.
The scenery [F#] is fake [G#] here, but there's [Gm] a giant snake here.
[G]
Welcome [D] to a show [Em] about death!
[A#m] You're, [G] you're gonna be fine [D] on [Gm] the other side.
How you doing?
[G] [Fm]
[G#] Hey, I'll be your guide [F#] [A#] to the [C#] other [C] [B] side.
[C] [A#m] Seriously though, this is a show about death!
It's taboo, [Cm] but it's funny, so continue.
We're [A#m] nothing radical, crushing, [D#] nothing new.
Some lady [Fm] just killed you.
If you die while listening to this album,
it's still gonna keep playing.
[N] [A#m] The effects of your make, [D#] just a terrifying waste.
[A#m] Who could be more left in haste than [D#] all the sex and dink that you love [C] has killed you?
That's the [D] thing with life, no one makes it out [A#] alive
[C]
[D] Toss that body in the pit
[Gm] Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?
Blah blah, [Cm] Bible, Jesus, magic
When [D#] you're dead, who gives [Gm] a shit?
No [D] Pilates, no more [Gm] yoga, namaste, you frickin' [D#] posers
From the cradle to cremation
[A#] Death just needs a little conversation
[D] I have [C#] mastered [C] the arts
[D] I'm tearing [D] convention [Am] apart
[D] So how about [C#] we all [D] make a snow [Gm] Thunder
[G#] [D] Jolly
[Gm] [G#] [C#m] [D] God, I hope you're ready for [G] a show about death
[D] Excuse me, sorry to [C#m] bargain.
[B] Now let's skip the tears and [A#] start on [F#m] the whole, [F] you know, [C#] being dead [F#m] thing.
You're doomed!
Enjoy [A] the singing, [D] the sword of Damocles [B] is swinging.
And if I hear your cell phone [A#] ringing, [C] I'll kill you [G#] myself.
The whole [C#] being dead [Dm] thing!
Death can get a person strapped.
[F#] We should've [F#] carpe'd way more diems, now we're [Fm] never gonna see [Dm] him.
I [F] can show you what comes next, so don't [C#] be freaked.
Stay in [D] your seat.
I do this bullshit like eight times a week.
[C#] So just relax, you'll [F#m] be fine.
Drink [C#] your $50 [C#m] wine and take [C#] a breath.
Welcome to [F#] a show about death!
You're gonna be [E] fine [B] on the other side.
[F#] You're [G] all gonna die, [F#] you're all gonna die!
I'll, I'll be your [E] guide [B] to the other side.
[D] Oh, [C] and full disclosure, [C#] it's a show [F#m] about death!
[Gm] Everybody gets on fine [D#] here, like Roger's heart and Hammerstein [C] here.
The women's bathroom has no line [Gm] here, just look me where you [A] want.
The whole [Gm] being dead thing!
You're just gonna love [A#] the folks [D#] here.
Yeah, I know you're woke, but you can take a joke [C] here.
In every show, I do like a ton of poke [A] here.
The [D] whole
[E] Yeah, the whole being dead [Am] thing!
[C] Nobody [D#] is bulletproof!
[G] I [Dm] work out, I eat [Gm] clean, Jesus, [F] past the [Cm] trampoline.
[D#] Time to face the brutal truth!
[D] Cause we're all on a hit [Gm] list, might not live till Christmas.
[D] Choked to death on Triscuits.
Hey, that's just a tissue.
[D#] So take a little break [E] here, kinda like a wake [F] here.
The scenery [F#] is fake [G#] here, but there's [Gm] a giant snake here.
[G]
Welcome [D] to a show [Em] about death!
[A#m] You're, [G] you're gonna be fine [D] on [Gm] the other side.
How you doing?
[G] [Fm]
[G#] Hey, I'll be your guide [F#] [A#] to the [C#] other [C] [B] side.
[C] [A#m] Seriously though, this is a show about death!
It's taboo, [Cm] but it's funny, so continue.
We're [A#m] nothing radical, crushing, [D#] nothing new.
Some lady [Fm] just killed you.
If you die while listening to this album,
it's still gonna keep playing.
[N] [A#m] The effects of your make, [D#] just a terrifying waste.
[A#m] Who could be more left in haste than [D#] all the sex and dink that you love [C] has killed you?
That's the [D] thing with life, no one makes it out [A#] alive
[C]
[D] Toss that body in the pit
[Gm] Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?
Blah blah, [Cm] Bible, Jesus, magic
When [D#] you're dead, who gives [Gm] a shit?
No [D] Pilates, no more [Gm] yoga, namaste, you frickin' [D#] posers
From the cradle to cremation
[A#] Death just needs a little conversation
[D] I have [C#] mastered [C] the arts
[D] I'm tearing [D] convention [Am] apart
[D] So how about [C#] we all [D] make a snow [Gm] Thunder
[G#] [D] Jolly
[Gm] [G#] [C#m] [D] God, I hope you're ready for [G] a show about death
Key:
D
Gm
C#
C
D#
D
Gm
C#
[F#] [F#m] Hey folks, beggin' your [E] pardon!
[D] Excuse me, sorry to [C#m] bargain.
[B] Now let's skip the tears and [A#] start on [F#m] the whole, [F] you know, [C#] being dead [F#m] thing.
You're doomed!
Enjoy [A] the singing, [D] the sword of Damocles [B] is swinging.
And if I hear your cell phone [A#] ringing, [C] I'll kill you [G#] myself.
The whole [C#] being dead [Dm] thing!
Death can get a person strapped.
[F#] We should've [F#] carpe'd way more diems, now we're [Fm] never gonna see [Dm] him.
I [F] can show you what comes next, so don't [C#] be freaked.
Stay in [D] your seat.
I do this bullshit like eight times a week.
[C#] So just relax, you'll [F#m] be fine.
Drink [C#] your $50 [C#m] wine and take [C#] a breath.
Welcome to [F#] a show about death! _
You're gonna be [E] fine [B] on the other _ side.
[F#] You're [G] all gonna die, [F#] you're all gonna die!
I'll, I'll be your [E] guide _ [B] to the other side.
[D] Oh, [C] and full disclosure, [C#] it's a show [F#m] about death!
[Gm] Everybody gets on fine [D#] here, like Roger's heart and Hammerstein [C] here.
The women's bathroom has no line [Gm] here, just look me where you [A] want.
The whole [Gm] being dead thing!
You're just gonna love [A#] the folks [D#] here.
Yeah, I know you're woke, but you can take a joke [C] here.
In every show, I do like a ton of poke [A] here.
The [D] whole_
[E] Yeah, the whole being dead [Am] thing!
[C] Nobody [D#] is bulletproof!
[G] I [Dm] work out, I eat [Gm] clean, Jesus, [F] past the [Cm] trampoline.
[D#] Time to face the brutal truth!
[D] Cause we're all on a hit [Gm] list, might not live till Christmas.
[D] Choked to death on Triscuits.
Hey, that's just a tissue.
[D#] So take a little break [E] here, kinda like a wake [F] here.
The scenery [F#] is fake [G#] here, but there's [Gm] a giant snake here.
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ Welcome [D] to a show [Em] about death!
[A#m] You're, [G] you're gonna be fine [D] on [Gm] the other side.
How you doing?
[G] _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _
[G#] Hey, I'll be your guide _ [F#] [A#] to the [C#] other [C] [B] side.
[C] [A#m] Seriously though, this is a show about death!
It's taboo, [Cm] but it's funny, so continue.
We're [A#m] nothing radical, crushing, [D#] nothing new.
Some lady [Fm] just killed you.
If you die while listening to this album,
it's still gonna keep playing.
[N] _ [A#m] The effects of your make, [D#] just a terrifying waste.
[A#m] Who could be more left in haste than [D#] all the sex and dink that you love [C] has killed you?
That's the [D] thing with life, no one makes it out [A#] alive
_ [C]
[D] Toss that body in the pit
[Gm] Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?
Blah blah, [Cm] Bible, Jesus, magic
When [D#] you're dead, who gives [Gm] a shit?
No [D] Pilates, no more [Gm] yoga, namaste, you frickin' [D#] posers
From the cradle to cremation
[A#] Death just needs a little conversation
[D] I have [C#] mastered [C] the arts
[D] I'm tearing [D] convention [Am] apart
[D] So how about [C#] we all [D] make a snow [Gm] Thunder
[G#] _ _ _ _ [D] Jolly
_ _ [Gm] _ [G#] _ _ [C#m] [D] God, I hope you're ready for [G] a show about death _ _ _ _ _
[D] Excuse me, sorry to [C#m] bargain.
[B] Now let's skip the tears and [A#] start on [F#m] the whole, [F] you know, [C#] being dead [F#m] thing.
You're doomed!
Enjoy [A] the singing, [D] the sword of Damocles [B] is swinging.
And if I hear your cell phone [A#] ringing, [C] I'll kill you [G#] myself.
The whole [C#] being dead [Dm] thing!
Death can get a person strapped.
[F#] We should've [F#] carpe'd way more diems, now we're [Fm] never gonna see [Dm] him.
I [F] can show you what comes next, so don't [C#] be freaked.
Stay in [D] your seat.
I do this bullshit like eight times a week.
[C#] So just relax, you'll [F#m] be fine.
Drink [C#] your $50 [C#m] wine and take [C#] a breath.
Welcome to [F#] a show about death! _
You're gonna be [E] fine [B] on the other _ side.
[F#] You're [G] all gonna die, [F#] you're all gonna die!
I'll, I'll be your [E] guide _ [B] to the other side.
[D] Oh, [C] and full disclosure, [C#] it's a show [F#m] about death!
[Gm] Everybody gets on fine [D#] here, like Roger's heart and Hammerstein [C] here.
The women's bathroom has no line [Gm] here, just look me where you [A] want.
The whole [Gm] being dead thing!
You're just gonna love [A#] the folks [D#] here.
Yeah, I know you're woke, but you can take a joke [C] here.
In every show, I do like a ton of poke [A] here.
The [D] whole_
[E] Yeah, the whole being dead [Am] thing!
[C] Nobody [D#] is bulletproof!
[G] I [Dm] work out, I eat [Gm] clean, Jesus, [F] past the [Cm] trampoline.
[D#] Time to face the brutal truth!
[D] Cause we're all on a hit [Gm] list, might not live till Christmas.
[D] Choked to death on Triscuits.
Hey, that's just a tissue.
[D#] So take a little break [E] here, kinda like a wake [F] here.
The scenery [F#] is fake [G#] here, but there's [Gm] a giant snake here.
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ Welcome [D] to a show [Em] about death!
[A#m] You're, [G] you're gonna be fine [D] on [Gm] the other side.
How you doing?
[G] _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _
[G#] Hey, I'll be your guide _ [F#] [A#] to the [C#] other [C] [B] side.
[C] [A#m] Seriously though, this is a show about death!
It's taboo, [Cm] but it's funny, so continue.
We're [A#m] nothing radical, crushing, [D#] nothing new.
Some lady [Fm] just killed you.
If you die while listening to this album,
it's still gonna keep playing.
[N] _ [A#m] The effects of your make, [D#] just a terrifying waste.
[A#m] Who could be more left in haste than [D#] all the sex and dink that you love [C] has killed you?
That's the [D] thing with life, no one makes it out [A#] alive
_ [C]
[D] Toss that body in the pit
[Gm] Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?
Blah blah, [Cm] Bible, Jesus, magic
When [D#] you're dead, who gives [Gm] a shit?
No [D] Pilates, no more [Gm] yoga, namaste, you frickin' [D#] posers
From the cradle to cremation
[A#] Death just needs a little conversation
[D] I have [C#] mastered [C] the arts
[D] I'm tearing [D] convention [Am] apart
[D] So how about [C#] we all [D] make a snow [Gm] Thunder
[G#] _ _ _ _ [D] Jolly
_ _ [Gm] _ [G#] _ _ [C#m] [D] God, I hope you're ready for [G] a show about death _ _ _ _ _