What I Know Now Chords by Leslie Kritzer

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_ _ _ [C] _ [B] _ _ I [Em] was hot. _ _ _
[G] I went to parties a lot, you know.
[Am] I was driving Lamborghinis, [Bb] sipping super dry martinis, [C] and the tiniest spaghettis [B] on a yacht.
But I [E] was [Em] _ depressed.
_ Oh, [G] also completely obsessed. _ _
[Am] An unhappy beauty queen who [Bb] dreamed to be Miss Argentina.
I [B] had such low self-esteem, I was a mess.
_ [G] [Am] So I gave it all up for the [Bm] netherworld.
I've been here forever, [D] girl.
If [A] I was more [D] clever, girl, [G] I would've slucked [B] it out, knowing what life's about.
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Pain, joy, and suffering.
[G] Failing, but recovering.
[Gb] I'll tell you another thing.
[B] Everyone here [C] is alone. _
[B] So if you are breathing, go. _ _
[Em] _ If I knew then, [E] _ _
what [B] I _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Bm] would've been [Em] somehow.
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_ [Em] If I only knew _ the [Am] truth.
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_ _ [B] _ I had [Db] my little _ accident. _ _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _
_ Don't [Em] be blind. _ _
_ You [G] left your whole life _ behind.
_ [Am] See a shrink, call a priest.
[Bb] Ask the reason, lead the seas.
[C] Death is final and you can't oppress [B] rewind.
_ [Am] _ Don't jump when the light [Em] is red.
Roasters should be used for [D] bread.
Never smoke cigars [G] in bed.
Nietzsche was right, you [B] know.
To live is to suffer, [Am] bro.
Don't eat on the one you [G] wed.
Never whip a _ [Gb] thoroughbred.
Angry pygmy shrunk his [B] head.
Why did it [C] take death to see? _
_ [B] _ Happiness was up to [Em] me.
If I knew [D] [E] then, _ [B] what I know now. _ _ _
I would've laughed and danced and lanced every [Em] secret card. _ _ _ _
[B] I thought [D] I knew, [E] _ [Bm] but [Am] I was [C] _ [E] wrong. _ _
_ [B] Cause life is [Em] short, but death is super long.
I [N] exploded! _ _
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[B] _ _ [E] _ [F] If I knew then, _ [Db] what [C] I _ _ know now.
_ I'd post every line and [Gm] drink all the _ [Fm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] wine.
[F] If I knew _ the [Bb] things that [Db] now [F] I know.
_ _ [C] I would ride the highs and cherish the [Db] lows.
Going [C] in a quick trick around the rodeo.
So before they all [Fm] overcame me, turn into a
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_ _ That's [Fm] what I _ know.
What death is like.
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_ [Db] _ I live a life.
What [Eb] I know.
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