Chords for Ben Colder - I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore

[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
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I stepped [F#m] out of the shower and [A] I got a [C#m] good look at [D] _ myself.
_ [F#] _ _ _
[G] Hot-bellied, bald-headed, man I thought I was [A] somebody [D] else.
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[G] I got my reflection in the mirror on the back of the [D] bathroom door.
[B] _ I _ [E] just don't look [Em] good naked [C#m] _
_ [G] anymore.
[D] _ So _ _ I'm going upstairs and turn my [A] bedroom mirror [Bm] to the wall.
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[G] I hung it there back when I was trim [D] and tall. _ _ _ _ _
[G] I'd stand there and smile and flex the strut [Bm] until my arm got sore. _
[E] I just don't look [A] good naked _
_ [D] anymore.
I _ _ [F#] _ _
_ [G] used to go out with _
_ [D] a little one and all. _
[G] Now they don't get very close to me.
_ [D] Afraid that I might [Em] fall. _
[C] _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
I [D] went to see my doctor [F#m] for my annual [C#m]
[G] medical [D] exam.
_ _ [Am] _ _ _
[G] Standing there in the bus when suddenly he [D] said,
_ Man, _ _ [G]
I said, what is it doc?
Some fatal disease?
Man, I need to [F#] know the [B] scores. _
He said, [E] no, you just [G] don't look good naked [A#]
[D] anymore. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] Me and Mona had a dancing style.
The [D] folks said it was unique. _
[G] Now it's only when we're back to back [D] we're dancing cheek to [A] cheek. _
[Em] _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] I went down to a new [A] beach for some [D] seaside fun. _ _ _ _ _
Stretched [G] out in my birthday suit soaking up [D] the sun. _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] Somebody yelled, there's an old white whale [F#m] washed up on [Em] the shore. _
[Bm] _ [Am] Sure, I just don't look good naked [G]
anymore.
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ [D]
Then [G] my arching fell, my waist went to [D] hell, and my body dragging the floor.
[G] _
I [E] just don't look [A] good naked _ [D] anymore.
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