Chords for Billboard Love - Uncle Bonsai

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And the man is always smiling, [A] as he leans [E] against his [A] Cadillac,
Offers you your money [F#] back if you can [B] do his price,
[E] And the woman's so beguiling, as she rubs against her Chevrolet,
Offers you some [B] repartee and motor-friendly advice.
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And the heads are always swinging, [A] as the preacher [E] holds the pearly gate,
For those who heed the Sunday [B] Quake with hopes to raise the dead.
[E] And the dogs are always [A] grinning, as the peasants [E] hit the store their coats,
While cowboys feed them their [F#] plump-plumps and pat them [B] on the head.
[F#] And the moms are always happy, [G#m] and the kids are all well-fed,
[A] And the neighbors are as friendly [B] as can be. _
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And the boss of Fettuccine spreads the word from out the parking [A] lot,
With [E] nutrients in every [B] box, or just what he deserved.
[E] And the girls in sting bikinis taste the never-ending puberty,
While lifeguards sitting in hubris [F#] will leave low-wistle [B] that they have heard.
[F#m] And the kids are all in college, [G#m] and the moms are all well [A]-groomed,
And the clothes are all as bright as [B] they can _ be.
[A] And all [B] the rich and beautiful [E] in their latest [C#m] clothes,
[B] Living for the fine [E] and trivial free, _
[A] Riding [B] all together [E] in [C#m] billboard love,
[A] That's the only kind of [B] love for me.
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And the woman is so daring, [A] and she's simply [E] in the boys' [A] school,
And tells them [E] of her escape, [B] no, fuck, other girls, not meant.
[E] And the man is also daring, [A] as he sells [E] everything he [A] can,
And offered [E] an installment [F#m] plan for just a [B] small percent.
[F#m] And the kids are all good Christians, [G#m] and the moms are all confused,
[A] And the neighbor club, they're coffee, [B] caffeine free. _
[E] And [B] all the pretty people [E] in their latest [C#m] clothes,
[B] Smoking chipperillos [E] by the sea, _
[A] [B] Riding all together [E] in [C#m] billboard love,
[A] That's the only kind of [B] love for me. _
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[C#m] Teeth as hard as confection, [F#] teeth as [A] white as tile,
[C#m] Malibu perfection, [F#] [A] that's a dentist's [G#] smile,
Over-sexed and [C#m] oversized, popular [B] and past-your-rives.
[A] _ _ And all [B] the pretty people [E] in their [C#m] latest clothes,
[A] [B] Waiting for the weekend [E] to be free,
_ _ [A] [B] Living like forever [E] in [C#m] billboard [A] love,
That's the only kind [B] of love for me.
_ _ [A] [B] Living like forever [E] in [C#m] billboard love,
[E] [B] That's the only kind of [F#] love for me. _ _ _ _ _
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