Chords for Blake Shelton & Trace Adkins "Asshole Song" Live @ Wells Fargo Center

_ [E] There's kids in here, [B] man. _
[E] _ _ [B] _ [E] I'll sit with you.
[B] _ [E] There you go, they all know you [B] by now.
[E] Here we are.
[B] Let's do a, [E] just, I don't know if we're gonna have to do a little [B] bit of that, okay?
[E] _ _ [B] _ _
You're gonna get a good time.
[E] _ _
[B] _ _ [E] I got [B] real bad. _
[E] _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _
[B] _ _ [E] _ _ [B] _ _
[E] _ [B] Hard day for [E] all of us. _
[B] Hey, you [E] didn't school!
_ [B] I [E] don't care if you were [B] from Aden.
[E] That's up along the race track.
_ I'm surprised you know. _
_ _ [F#] _ I don't care if your great-great-granddaddy _ _ [B] _
[G#] was a Confederate hero.
[B] _ _ _ _
_ I don't care if you lived in Hollywood.
[E] _ _ Now you're just as enlightened as you can be. _ _ _
But you're still_
[B] An [G#m] asshole! _
[C#m] _ _ _ [B] Hey! _
[E] _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _
[B] _ Oh, Blankman!
You ain't putting up with that, are [E] you?
_ [B] _ _ Okay.
Come on, screw him, Blank! _
I don't care if you've been drinking. _ _
[E] _ And you've been eating squats a week.
_ _ [F#] _ You say you found your higher power.
_ [B] _
Yeah, you should clean that, you squeak. Go! _
_ Now that you're clear of the donor.
_ [E] _ Or the cheerleaders' assassin. _ _ _ _
_ [B] You're still_
An asshole!
[C#] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [B] See?
_ _ [E] _ Look at what an asshole [B] would bring on a burger.
_ [C#m] _
Sitting behind the wheel [B] of a shiny new Corvette.
[E] _ _ Sitting [B] off at Charlotte's.
_ _ [C#m] _ _ Let me tell [B] you what you get.
You [E] get a rich, pretty wealthy, [B] Charlotte-man spoon [C#m]-pumped,
and you can eat pretty far.
[B] An asshole!
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] Oh, Blankman.
Thank you, sir.
Tell these people over here what an asshole [F#] you are.
Oh, man, they like me.
They like me.
They like me. _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ [G#] _ _ [B] Now you say you love your mom.
But your [E] mom wasn't.
Well, that's good.
Good for you. _ _
[F#] _ It wouldn't surprise me to learn.
_ [B] _ _ She thinks you're a dickhead, too. _ _ _
Well, I don't care if you're a judge.
Or [E] some smoothie-swinging show on NBC. _
_ _ _ _ _
[B] You're still_ An asshole!
_ [C#m] _
Don't ruin the song.
[B] If you're gonna sing the asshole, sing it pretty.
[E] Sing it pretty.
_ _ [B] You're still_ An _ asshole!
_ [C#m] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
[C] Not in the [G#] face. _ _
[F#] You're a dickhead.
_ [B] You're a dickhead.
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _
[N] You're smart. _ _ _ _
Eagles fans. _ _ _
_ _ Y'all just sing along to the asshole song.
You know what would make you up?
Make the most of it.