Along Comes Mary Chords by Bloodhound Gang

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_ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ Look, I don't care how good looking you are, okay?
I cannot listen to this crap any longer.
_ [E] What is that, the Bloodhound Gang? _
You know, I often wonder to myself,
whatever happened to these one-hit wonder loser bands, huh?
Sixteen dollars, please.
Those are cute earrings.
And [F] my mom has a set [Ab] just like it.
_ [Gb] You know, it's amazing what [Ab] they can do with animatronics, isn't it?
_ _ [N] It's almost real. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [C] _ [D] _ _ _ [C] _ [Eb] _
_ _ [D] _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ [G] _
_ _ [C] _ [D] _ _ _ [C] _ [Eb] _
_ _ [D] _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _
Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely, [Eb] someone calls _ [Cm] on me.
_ [G] And every now and then I spend [D] my time at Ryman Bursting [Eb] Curse.
There's faults _ [C] in me.
And [G] then along comes Mary.
[Bb] _ _ _ [Gm] And then along comes [Bb] Mary.
_ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ [C] _ _ _ [Db] _
[D] Mary's.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[D] Ever _ [Eb] _ _ [C] _ _ [Bb] _
sees.
_ _ _ _ [D] _ [Eb]
I was [Dm] short.
[C] _ [D] _ Now I [G] am.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [D] _ Sweet as [G] the pumps.
_ [C] _ [D] _ _ _ [C] _ [Eb] _
_ _ [D] _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ [G] _
_ _ [C] _ [D] _ _ _ [C] _ [Eb] _
_ _ [D] _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _
Desire is the fire in the eyes of chicks who seek this [Eb] is the games [G] they play.
And when the [D] master raid is played and neighbor folks make jokes,
as who is [Eb] most to blame _ _ [C] today.
[Gm] And then along comes Mary.
Mary, Mary.
And along comes Mary.
Mary, Mary.
She wants [D] to [Eb] see the [C] reality.
She's [Gm] got her name.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [C] _ _ [G]
The same.
[D] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
I was [D] [C] short.
[D] _ Now I am.
[G] _
_ [Bb] Sweet as the pumps.
Sweet as [G] the pumps.
_ [C] _ [D] _ _ _ [C] _ [Eb] _
_ _ [D] _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ [G] _
_ _ [C] _ [D] _ _ _ [C] _ [Eb] _
_ _ [D] _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ _
The warnings pass the gas and plastic kids are [Eb] flung across.
_ [Bb] The [Cm] _ _ _ [G]
psychodramas and the traumas [D] on the songs are left in song and [Eb] on the pond.
_ The [C] scars.
And [G] then along comes Mary.
[Gm] Mary, Mary.
And along comes Mary.
[Bb] Mary, Mary.
_ [G] _
_ [D] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [D] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [C] _ _ [Gm] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Eb]
I was [D] short.
[C] _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
This is [F] sweet.
[Bb] _ _ Sweet as [G] the pumps.
[C] _ [D] _ _ _ [C] _ [Eb] _
_ _ [D] _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ [G] _
_ _ [C] _ [D] _ _ _ [C] _ [Eb] _
_ _ [D] _ [C] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
I was short [C] to [D] lunch.
Now I [G] am.
[Dm] The sweet [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] has the _ [Dm] sweetest [Eb] punch. _ _
I was [Dm] short [Cm] to lunch.
[D] Now I [Gm] am.
Now I have to talk just as [Bb] sweet as the punch.
_ _ [Eb]
And I wish [D] for us [C] lunch.
[D] Now I [Gm] have to talk just as [Bb] sweet as the punch.
_ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ [D] _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [N] Sweet as the punch. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Okay, _ guys, _ _ you can cut me loose now.
[Eb] Okay.
[C] _ No, no, I get [E] it, the whole bloodhound [N] gang thing.
_ I'm on board.
Count me in. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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