Chords for Tenacious D - Tribute (Official Video)

_ _ _ _ _ _ This is it, buddy.
_ This is the awesome recording studio where we're gonna record our album?.
It's a studio.
It says it on the door.
It's official studio.
This is one of those lame karaoke things!.
Okay, you wanna bail?.
Go ahead.
You wanna walk away from your dreams?.
Or do you wanna come in here with me, like the Tenacious D I know, and change rock history?.
_ Okay.
_ _ See, _ man?.
They got headphones and everything!.
Oh, wow.
Cool.
_ Sorry.
See?.
Now, look, dude.
You gotta record other people's songs!.
Yeah, well, that's where a little studio engineering comes in handy, my hard-rockin' amigo!.
Wow!.
Aw, man.
_ This _ _ _ [Am] _ _ .
_ _ is _ _ _ _ _ _ the greatest and best song in the world.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
Tribute.
_ _ _ Long time ago, me and my brother Kyle here_. _ _ _ _ We was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road.
_ _ .
All of a sudden, _ there shined a shiny demon _ _ in the middle of the road.
_ .
And he said,.
_ [A] Play the best song, _ _ or I'll eat your soul.
_ _ _ [Am] Well, me and Kyle, _ we looked at each other.
[A] _ [Am] And we each said,.
_ _ Okay.
And we played the first [G] thing that came to our [F] heads.
Just so happened to be [Am] the best [G] song in the world.
It [F] was the best song in the [Am] world.
[D] Look into my [F] eyes and it's easy to [C] see.
One and one make [G] two, two and one make three.
It [F] was destiny.
_ _ [D] Once every [F] hundred thousand years or [C] so,.
When the sun doth [G] shine and the moon doth [F] glow,.
And the grass doth grow.
_ _ _ _ [G] _ [A] _ Needless to say, _ the beast was stunned.
A whip crack went his rumpet tail, and the beast was done.
_ .
He asked us,.
[Am] _ Be you [G] angels?.
[A].
And [Am] we said, nay.
We are but men, [D] Brock.
I [F] _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ .
[F] _ _ _ know _ this [A] _ is not [G] the greatest [Am] song in the world.
No, _ this is [G] just a tribute.
[Am] _ _ .
_ Couldn't remember [G] the greatest [Am] song in the world.
No, no, this [G] is a [A] tribute.
_ .
_ _ To [D] the greatest song [F] in the world.
[A] All right.
The [D] greatest song in the [F] world.
[G] _ [A] _ _ [G] [A] The [D] greatest [F] song in the world.
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ [F] And _ [A] _ .
_ _ _ _ the [Am] _ _ .
_ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [F] _ _ .
[A] _ peculiar thing is this, my [D] friends.
The song we [F] sang on that fateful [A] night,.
It didn't actually sound anything [D] like this song.
[G] This is just [A] a tribute.
You've gotta [D] believe.
And [F] I wish [G] you [A] would know.
It's just a matter of [D] opinion.
[F] Ha ha [G] ha, [A] Brock.
Good God, [D] God, no, Bill.
I'm so surprised [F] to find you [A] can't stop Bill.
[G] I'm fired, everybody, I'm [F#m] fired.
This [Dm] motherfucker's gonna punch me in the [E] jaw.
_ _ [F] _ _ _ [C] All [E] right.
_ _ [Em] _ [F] _ _ [E] All right.
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ .
_ _ All right.
_ _ _ _ .