Chords for Tenacious D "Beelzeboss" with lyrics

[B] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[C] We can still use the [D] pick.
You use one half, [E] I'll use the other.
There's still some juice in that pot.
[Gb] You know what I mean?
Where is that thing, man?
[G] _ _ _ [A] Are _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _
[A] ya complete?
[Bb] _ [Am] _ _ _
[Bb] _ Oh! _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I feel my box [Am] get out of lock.
[Bb] [A] Now I'm [Bb] complete at my [A] truck.
You will suck.
This world will be mine, [Am] and you'll burn me [Bb] alive.
You [A] brought me [Bb] the pick and now I'm stuck.
And now [Em] you [Eb] shall both die!
[B] _ _ Wait, [D] _ _ wait, _ [Gb] _ _ wait, you [G] motherfucker!
_ _ _ _ We [D] challenge you to [A] a rock _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gbm] _ [G]-
Give us [D] one chance to [A] rock your socks _ _ off!
_ _ [Bm] _
_ Fuck!
_ _ _ Fuck!
_ Fuck!
_ _ [D] The demon [Gb] code [Bm] prevents me
From [D] declining [Gbm] the rock [Bm]-off _ challenge
_ [E] What _ [Gb] [Am] are your terms?
[E] What's the catch? _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ If we win, _ you must take your [A] _ sorry ass back [E] to _ hell
_ _ _ And also you will [Am] have to [G] pay our [A] _ _ rent _
_ _ _ _ _ _ And what if I win?
[Am] _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] You can take Cage back to hell _ _ _
What?
_ Trust me Cage, it's the only way
What are you talking about?
To be your _ [C] little bitch
_ [B] Fine!
_ Let the rock-off begin!
_ [C] _ [Bm] _ _ _ [E] _
_ [Eb] _ [G] _ _ [Gb] _ [Bm] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] [Bm] I am [D] the [Db] devil, [E] [Eb] I love [G] _ [Bm] metal
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_ [C] [Bm] Check this [D] [Db] grip, [E] it's [Eb]
[G] fucking [Bm] tasty _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm _ the devil, I can _ _ _ [D]-
Whatever I _ _ do, my song
_ [Gb]
There's never been a rock-off that I've [Bm] ever lost _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I can't wait to take Cage back to hell
[D] _ I'm gonna fill him with my oxygen _ shell
[Gb] I'm making squeal like a garlic mill for [B] nail
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Come on Cage!
_ Let's fight his music! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] There's just no way that we [Gm] can win
That was [Bb] a masterpiece
Listen to me
He rocks [D] too hard because he's not a [G] mortal man Goddammit [Gm] Cage!
_ [G] He gonna make you his [Gm] sex slave
[Bb] You gonna gargle mayonnaise No
[D] Unless we bust a massive monster [G] mammoth jam
[Gm] _
Dude, we've been through so much shit
[Eb] _ _ Deactivated lasers with my dick
[Bb] Now it's time to blow this [D] fucker _ down
_ _ _ [G] _ Come on Cage, now it's time to blow doors [Eb] down
I hear you [Bb] devils, now [F] it's time to blow doors [Gm] down
Light up the stage, cause it's time for a _ [Eb] showdown
We'll bend you over, [Bb] then [F] we'll take it up round [G] town
Now we got to blow this [Eb] fucker down
He's gonna rape [Bbm] me if we do [F] not do doors [G] down
[Gm] Come on Cage, show this son of a bitch who's [Eb] down
Who will pull the plug on [Bb] ya?
[F] It's time for the [Gm] fight now
You can't stop, [D] feel the boss
We [Bb] know your weakness, a [D] rocky star
[Gm] You're rockin' that box, I [D] know you're lying
[Bb] We've been defeating you for [D] all that time
You [Gm] hold a sister, we [D] hold a kid
You [Bb] heard it here!
We [F] are the team!
We [G] are the team, we [D] are the team, we [F] are the team
_ [G] We are the team, [D] we are the team, [Bb] [F] we _ _ [G] _ _ _
[Eb] are the team _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [G] _ You _ _ _ _ _ guys are fuckin' lame
Come on Cage, you're coming with me
_ _ It's my life, then _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ Fuckin' whore, _ _ oh no
From which you came, you shall remain
I'm sure you are!
Complete the [C] game!
_ _ [B] _ NOOOOO!
[D] _ _ _ [Dbm] _ _ [E] _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [D] _ _
[Db] _ _ _ [Em] _ Fuck [Eb] you, [Gm] keys!
And fuck [Gbm] you, tables!
[Gm] _ _
[Gb] I'll get [G] you, Tenacious D! _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
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