Kickapoo Chords by Tenacious D

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_ [G] _ _ _ [Dm] A long-ass fuckin' time ago, in a town called [G] Kickapoo,
[Am] There lived a humble family, religious through and through,
[C] But [F] yay, there was a black [C] sheep, and he knew just [G] what to do.
[Dm] His name was Young JP, and he refused to step in line,
[Am] A vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time.
[F] He wrote a tasty jam, [C] and oh, the planets did [G] align. _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] Oh, the dragon's bald for [C] blazing, and I stepped into his cave,
[G] And I sliced his fucking cockles [Bb] with a long and shiny blade.
[A] Cause I am fuck-a-dragon, [C] fuck-a-lice, and fuck-a-loo,
[G] And if you try to fuck [Bb] with me, then I shall fuck [A] you too.
_ [C] Gotta [G] get it on [A] in the party zone, _ _ [B] [C] I got the suit [G] and load [A] in the party zone,
Got [C] _ [G] the throne in [A] the party zone, _ _ [C] _ [G] Gotta smack that shoulder [A] in the party zone. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [G] And_
You disobeyed my orders, [Bb] son, why were you ever born?
[F] Your brother's king time's better [Ab] than you, Jesus, once and [Gb] more.
[G] This music that you [Bb] play for us comes from the depths of hell.
[F] Rock and roll's the [Ab] devil's work, he wants it to prevail.
[G] You become a mindless [Bb] puppet, be a survivor for the [F] strings.
Your heart will lose direction, [Ab] and chaos [G] it will bring.
_ [Bb] _ You better [F] shut your mouth, you better [G] watch your tone.
_ _ [Bb] You've got [F] it four weeks with [G] no telephone.
_ _ [Bb] Don't [F] let me hear you cry, don't let me [G] hear you moan.
_ _ [Bb] You gotta [F] praise the Lord when you're [G] in my home.
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Dio, can you hear me?
[Bb] I am lost and [Eb] so [Bb] alone.
[F] I'm asking for your guidance, [Ab] won't you come down from your [Dbm] [Ab] throne?
[G] I need a tight compadre [Bb] who will teach me how to rock.
[F] My father thinks you're evil, [Ab] but man, he can [Fm] suck a cock.
[G] _ Rock is not the devil's [Bb] work, it's magical and rad.
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I'll never rock as long [Ab] as I am stuck here with [G] my _ dad.
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[Ab] I [C] hear you brave young jables, you are hungry for the rock.
But to [Bb] learn the ancient methods, secret doors you must [C] unlock.
Escape your father's clutches in this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go [Bb] to find the land of the high.
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ In the city of fallen angels, [F] where the ocean [Ab] meets the sand.
[C]
You will form a strong alliance, [F] and the world's [G] most [Ab] awesome band.
[C] To find your fame and fortune, [F] through the valley you [Ab] must walk.
[Cm] You will face your inner demons, [F] now go [Ab] my son [G] and [Ebm] rock. _
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[C] _ _ [D] _ [F] _ [G] So built from fucking kicker brew, with hunger in his heart.
[D] And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art.
[Bb] But in the end he knew that [F] he would find his [C] counterpart.
[G] Rock.
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_ [C] _ [F] Rock.
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_ [C] _ [Dm] Rock.
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