Chords for Tenacious D - To Be The Best (Official Video)

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Some called them kings, others called them gods,.
but one thing everyone agreed on was that Tenacious D was [Gb] more talented.
than [Dbm] the Beatles, Stones, and Zeppelin [Am] combined.
But when their film The Pick of Destiny [Em] failed to perform at the box office,.
these two king gods [F] tasted mortality.
Kyle couldn't take the pressure.
[C] There was no more Kyle.
He was only [Am] Rage Cage.
It wasn't long before Kyle Gass was committed to an institution.
[Em] Meanwhile, Jack Black was [Bm] committed to becoming insanely [Cm] famous and successful.
I just called this [C] press conference to let everyone know.
[D] that I am indeed the [C] happiest and most fulfilled [Gm] human [D] who ever lived.
[Am] Thank you.
Jack, or [Bm] Hollywood Jack as he likes to be called,.
[Cm] spends his time buying mansions, meditating with monks, and doing [Am] lots of drugs.
[Bm] So will Jack Black and Kyle [Cm] Gass ever reunite?.
The [F] answer, unfortunately, is a resounding no.
[Eb] Zero chance.
That's not opinion, that's fact.
Tenacious D [Bb] is dead and gone forever.
Now let's check in [Gb] with Mario.
[Gm] .
I .
[G] [N] looked.
.
[C] Scorsese square in the eye and he [Dm] said,.
can I have one more take?.
[G] And I [C] shit you not, I say,.
I will not give you another take, [G] Scorsese,.
[D] unless you tell me [G] the story [Am] of when [G] you and [C] Danini [G] had your powwow.
Scorsasa.
All day long [C] with Scorsasa.
And [D] he looks at me and I look at him and we [Gbm] just [F] laugh.
[Am] .
[Eb] Excuse me, this is private property.
Jack, it's me.
[G] Kyle.
We were in a band together.
.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Pemberton, can you please escort this [E] riffraff from the premises?.
No.
Jack, [Eb] Jack, it's me.
Kyle.
[G] If I can't have you.
[Ebm] [A] Welcome.
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[D] [N] .
A [Cm] .
bullet for me.
Don't worry, [Bb] Jack.
It was worth it.
See, I didn't take a bullet for [Fm] you.
You didn't?.
I took it for both of you.
For the D.
They're the reason I got in this [Cm] crazy business.
Really?.
Because you started with .
Never.
[Am] .
Goodbye, Jack.
No, Kyle, no!.
You remember that?.
Of course.
[Dm] I'm sorry, Kyle.
I'm sorry for everything.
[C] I'm [G] sorry too.
I'm sorry I tried to kill [C] you.
I'm sorry I killed Buck Helmer.
[F] Whatever!.
That's not important.
[Dm] What's important is you and me.
[B] [Cm] [Am] [Bb] .
[F] [C] .
[Bb] It's now been three days since the hunt began.
Literally, we've [E] been hugging for over one [F] week.
These guys have [C] been hugging now for more than two weeks.
I hope neither [Gm] one of them gets an accidental boner.
[Dm] People are calling it the hug fell around [Bb] the world.
And I'm happy to hear [Dm] Kyle's out of the medical hospital.
The president has declared that marijuana [Bb] is now legal.
All wars have ended.
Word has it that [D] the two are now going back into the recording studio.
Yes!
.
Yes!.
[Eb] We're back and we're going to spread the magic.
Ready to bottle it?.
Ready.
Do it.
Go.
[E] [Eb] [D] The D's back!.
[G] We're better than [B] before!.
The D's back!.
The [D] D's back!.
[Bb] [Am] [E] The [Db] .
[E] D's good!.
Dude, we suck.
I don't remember anything.
I forgot how to sing.
What do we do?.
Dude, if we're going [A] to do this, come back and look at me in the eyes.
We have to trend.
We've got to be.
.
.
[Em] [Am] To be the [A] best, we've got to pass the test.
We've got to make it all the way to the [E] top of the mountain.
We can [Am] do it again.
.
[A] To feel the high, we've got to learn to fly.
We've got to take it to the sky.
I'm the [E] wings of an eagle.
You're the [Am] best in the world.
.
You are the [G] best, but you say you don't [Am] know.
You've got the [G] touch, not the quality.
[Am] You call it [G] shots, but you know that you've [Am] got to believe in.
The [E] things that you're dreaming.
You [G] should believe in.
[D] It's very revealing.
The [F] power of you.
Is [C] what you're feeling.
[B] You've got to believe.
.
[E] It's simply the best.
[Cm].
Well, I guess I was wrong.
Jack [Fm] and Kyle went back into the studio that day.
[Bb] 75 minutes later, they came out with a new album.
[Ab] However, it was awful.
75 minutes [Cm] isn't really enough time to record an album.
That was incredibly dumb [Bb] on their part.
But they played it for some friends and got good constructive [Fm] criticism and tried again.
When they [Cm] emerged, they had made the [Ab] greatest album ever recorded by [C] anyone.
[Cm] That's not opinion.
That's fact.
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