Chords for Tenacious D - The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Ragekage HQ Lyrics

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_ [Em] This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and [D] the Rage Cage. _ _ _
_ [Em] Nothing could stop him when Jables and Rage [D] hit the stage. _ _ _ _
[Em] And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make [D] _ movies. _ _ _
_ [Em] Rage Cage was left far behind in the dust [D] of his dreams. _ _ _ _
[Em] And he grumbled and growled [G] and watched Hollywood Jack [B] on Jay Leno. _ _ _ _
[Em] He bellowed and said [G] he'd be nothing without [B] help from Cage. _ _ _ _
[Em] He burned up the [G] photos of Jables and Cage doing [B] _ mushrooms. _ _ _
_ [Em] Fuck him, I don't [G] need no Hollywood Jack [B] anyway. _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill [D] and a bubble. _ _ _ _
[Em] And Rage Cage lived deep in the broiling valley [D] below.
_ Yes, _ _ [Em] the Rage Cage [C] bubbled with [D] rage.
He looked at the ground [B] and he looked on the [Em] stage.
The lava was [C] flowing and broiling inside [D] the old cage.
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[Em] As Hollywood Jack [G] climbed the ladder of stardom [B] before him. _ _ _ _
[Em] He watched as his [G] indie credentials flew right out [B] the door. _ _ _ _ _
[Em] He'd make millions and then he'd [G] go out and he'd make [B] even more _ millions. _ _
He'd scream Cage's [G] calls and snort coke off the ass [B] of a whore. _ _ _ _ _
_ No one respected [C] him, they just rejected [G] him.
No one would [D] represent Cage.
_ [Em] Left on the streets of [C] his dreams, he would cry and [G] he'd rage.
For [B] the stage.
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_ [B] _ _ _ [Em] When Hollywood Jack got [C] a message that Cage was [D] in trouble. _
_ _ _ _ [Em] They sent Cage away cause he had gone completely [D] insane. _
_ _ _ _ [Em] So Hollywood Jack jumped [C] upon a jet plane [D] and flew all that night through the rain.
_ [Em] To be with his friends, [C] to see what remained of his [D] brain. _
Then _ _ [E] _ Hollywood Jack told the [G] doctors you've got to [B] retrieve him.
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technology, [G] use the techniques of your [B] trade. _
_ _ _ _ [Em] He grabbed Bella Pelt [G] and he screamed, my god you [B] must save him.
_ _ _ [Em] Because the Rage Cage [D] and I can't you [G] see that we're [A] one and [B] the same. _
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_ [C] Rage Cage, there be [G] magic inside that [D] old knee.
And [Em] you know, yes [C] you know, when [G] you're going completely [B] insane.
Oh [Em] the Rage Cage, oh [C] the Rage Cage, oh [G] the lion will roar once [D] again.
And [Em] you know, yes [C] you know, when you're going completely [B] insane. _ _ _ _ _
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_ [E] Nothing and no [G] one could harm the old [C] Rage Cage [B] again. _ _ _ _ _
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