39 Chords by Tenacious D

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[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] She's 39 but she still looks young _ [C] Not very young but a lot of fun
[G] _ _ She's my 39 lady _ _ in the [D] sun _ _
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[G] _ 49 _ and I'm feeling fine
_ [C] _ In the sun it's a lot of fun _ [D] _
Drinking my tines
[C] _ Kicking back with my flip [G] flop sound _ I'm _ _ _ _ [A] _ wearing socks and my [D] toes tight
I [G] _ think [D] about her every day and [E] night _ _ _ [Am] _ 39, you old [C] lady
_ She looks better cut [G] to mine _ I'm _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 49, _ _ drinking white wine
_ [C] Not going out with no _ 19 year old [D] _ chickadees no more
[C] From now on I got my [G] _ 39 year old _ whore
Oh, [Em] _
_ _ don't you [C] call her a whore _ [G] I'll fucking tear your _ esophagus out
_ _ [Em] _ She's sweet and [C] she's getting old _
[D] _ And she's mine to have and to hold
_ [G] She needs a dentist appointment quick _ _ _ [C]
I pay for it and she suck my dick
_ _ [D] When we text each other _
[C] I fiddle with [G] my anus
_ _ I _ finger in [Am] it Then I fucking diddle [D] really do
_ _ [Em] Then I fucking [C] got the spew _ _ _ [G]
Up on my belly
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Dripped it upon [G] my shoe _ Give me a tissue _ _ _ _ _ _
Shining lady in the setting sun _
[C] _ She's 39 but she's number one
_ _ [D] Get me a partner just right [C] _ _ She'll call me over [G] _ tonight _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Em] I like it cause I [C] don't be scared _ [Em] She's 39, _ _ [A] I'm in my underwear _
_ _ Here she comes coming [C] down the hallway _ _ _ She _ knock on my [G] door _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I open the door _ _ There [C] she is
_ Not too bad, good enough _ _ [D] _ 39 year old lady
_ [C] _ _ Young enough for [G] me _
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_ [Am] _ _ Boobies drooping but [D]
she's good enough for [G] me _
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[Am] _ Trimmed her pussy [D] hairs _ _ Good [Em] enough for me _ _
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Mature woman _ [D] _ She _ [G] my lady
_ Oh _ _
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[C] _ _ yeah _ _ She gonna be fucking hard [D] _ _ as she tried
[C] She my special [G] lady _ Special _ _ lady _ _
_ _ _ _ We can say _ a fucking [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ movie _ [G] and [D] agree _ _ It's a [C] total _ [F] piece [G] of shit _ _ _
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Comfortable _ shoes _ Never _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
lose
_ We _ [D] _ can fucking _ _ [C] talk about [G] some things _ She _ _ _
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don't need [D] no diamond [G] ring
_ She _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ don't need no _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ diamond _ rings _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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