Señorita Chords by Tenacious D

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_ Señorita, tasty _ [D] mamacita, tell me baby what's your name?
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Oh Conchita, won't you have [D] a sita?
Tell me baby who's to blame?
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I'll fucking kill the man [C] who has done you wrong.
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My body's shaking out [A] of _ control.
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[Am] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Gm] _
His name is Larry, oh he's really [D] scary, drinking at the fucking bar.
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Tap his shoulder, muscles like a [D] boulder, tell him that he's gone too far.
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He laughs and tells me to [C] fucking fuck [D] myself.
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Now my blood is boiling over [A] my _ soul.
_ _ _ [D] Hey!
I'm sorry I [Bb] didn't hear that.
Did you just tell me to [C] fucking fuck myself?
Yeah.
Well I'm telling you to [D] step outside.
Oh really?
[Bb] Yeah, we've got some things to [C] talk about a little lady named _ Conchita.
Hey!
Yeah, [D] you harmed her.
What?
[Bb] Who's that?
Fuck you, you fucking [D] piece of shit.
[C] Fuck you, you _ fucking piece of shit.
[Gb] Fuck _ _ [D] _ you, you fucking piece of shit.
[Dbm] _
When my fist connects and [B] Larry falls down to the ground.
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I see he's snatched me [Ab] with the _ _ baton.
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Make me stone arises [B] cause it's time to double down.
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Larry runs, I chase him [Ab] out for a ride. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ Where's my horse?
There? _ _ _
Tell me, _ _ where's Larry?
There?
In the mountains? _ _
Where?
In the canyon?
_ Very well.
Cold water [A] canyon?
_ _ [Ab] Where are you going? _
_ _ [Dbm] _ _ _ _ [Gb] Ah, [Dbm] I love you my Conchita.
_ [D] I have a hunger [A] for your love.
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_ Look at [G] my face. _ _ _
I'm ready [C] _ _ _ for your kiss.
[B] _ _ My love.
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[Bb] Watching Larry in [G] his sanctuary, [D] thinking that he got _ away.
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With Conchita, oh my [D] mamacita, kissing him upon the _ face.
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I fucking rue the day [C] that I fought for you.
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Now my mind is spinning out [A] of _ control. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ Girl, what's [D] _ _
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_ _ _ _ one [D] other thing you'll be mad at?
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