Roadie Chords by Tenacious D

_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ Well it's 3pm, time to lug [Em] the gear, got to get it on the stage, [A] my muscles flex, my fuckin'
sweat will save the [E] day.
_ _ [B]
When I check the mic, I fucka check the mic, I fucka checka checka 1, 2, 3, I [A] plug it in,
I make it sound as good as can [E] be.
_ Cause the rockers rock but the [B] roadies roll, gotta take the mic, you gots to take [D] control,
gotta get that shit up on that fuckin' [E] stage.
_ [E] Because the roadie knows what the roadie knows, and [B] the roadie knows that he wears [D] black clothes
and he hides off in the shadows off the stage.
_ [C] Because the _ roadie [A] looks a thousand miles [E] with his eye eyes, _ _ _ and [C] when the crowd roars,
[A] brings a tear drop to [E] the roadies eye eyes.
Tears of pride, _ [C] because they brought you the show, [A] but you will never [C] hold, you change
in the strings, while [A] hiding in the wings, no matter, _ _ [A] _ the show [B] must go on.
_ _ _ _ _ Then a beautiful girl comes to me, she say, hey can I suck on your dick, [D] I say yes, I
am in [E] love, _ she [B] quickly say, I suck on your [Em] dick, and you give me that backstage pass,
I [D] do not want you roadie, I want cagey's [E] chode, _ [C] I'm standing at the threshold [A] of your dreams,
_ [C]
without me there'd be no sound from those [A] amps, _ _ without me there'd be no lights [A] on the
stage, but you don't [E] apply to me, _ no, _ I [C] am the roadie, _ [A] lonesome warrior searching [E] for
the show, _ no, _ I [C] am the roadie, _ [A] _ I make the [E] rock go, _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [A] roadie, _ _ [C] _
_ roadie, [A] _ _ _ _ [C] _
roadie.
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ roadie. _ _ _ _