Chords for Tenacious D - Pod - Lyrics

Cause it's a P!
_ _ A destiny [F] child, you know it well, you like [G] it cause it's fucking insane.
It's just a P!
[Am] _ _ A destiny [F] child, more precious than a diamond [G] on a platinum chain.
[A] In Venice Beach there was a man named Cage.
[F] When he was walking [G] he was out of the rage.
[Am] _ He met Chambles and it taught him well.
[F] All the techniques that [G] were developed in hell.
[Am] _ Cock pushups and the [E] power slide.
[F] Geek simulation [G] now there's nowhere to hide.
[Am] They formed a band they'd meet in Micho's den.
[F] And then they got to [G] pick a destiny.
Cause it's a P!
_ A destiny [F] child, you know it well, you like it [G] cause it's fucking insane.
It's just a P!
_ A destiny _ [F] child, a tasty cruiser better [G] than a chicken chow mein.
[F] It's he who is squeezing, [G] he squeezes to please it.
[F] It's she who is juicing, [G] a spitting sinker said.
[F] And he who is grooving, [G] will be in my room with some chow mein.
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _
[Dm] The wizard and the demon had a battle royale.
[A] The demon almost killed him [E] with an evil kapow.
[C] But then he broke his tooth and [G] bust the demon's head out.
Cause it's a P!
_ A destiny [F] child, you know it well, you like it [G] cause it's fucking insane.
It's just a [Am] P!
_ _ A destiny child, [F] you know our movie's better [G] than our citizen fame.
[F] Cause he who is a geezer, [G] will spin my freezer.
[F] And she who is stocky, [G] is full of malarkey.
[F] And he who is grooving, [G] must be in my movie with some [Am] chow _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ mein.
If you're a demon, [G] then go to Geneva.
[F] And if you're a crony, [A] then [G] suck on my bonnet.
[F] And if you are grooving, [G] then get in my movie.
It's [A] called the Big Bob [E] Destiny. _ _
[C] The Big Bob [Am] Destiny. _ _
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