Chords for Blossom Dearie - My Attorney Bernie, Live Jazzclub Fasching, Stockholm
Tempo:
163.6 bpm
Chords used:
E
Bm
G
F
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[N] [G] A lot of people think that I wrote it.
I didn't.
I just made it a big hit [Db] song.
[F] But this is one.
It's My Attorney Bernie.
[Em] [F] [G]
[C] [G]
[Em] [Dm]
[G] [Em]
[B]
[Bm] I'm impressed [E] with my attorney [Bm] Bernie
[E]
[Bm] I'm impressed with [F] his [E] influential friends
[A]
He's [F] got very big [G] connections
And [Eb] I follow his directions
[A] [Bb] Bernie knows his way around
And [C] so I always do what [D] Bernie [Bm] recommends
[E] I [Bm] am blessed [E] with my [Bm] attorney Bernie
[E]
I'm [Bm] impressed with the way he runs the store
[A] He's got Dodger's season boxes
And an [Cm] office full of foxes
[Bbm] It's amazing all [Eb] the different [C] things
Your average girl might need a [F] lawyer for
[E]
Bernie tells me [G] what to do
[Db] Bernie lays [B] it [E] on the line
Bernie [D] says we sue, [G] we sue
Bernie says [B] we sign, we [Em] sign
[G]
[E]
[Bm] I'm in touch [E] with my [Bm] attorney Bernie
[E]
In [Bm] a clutch he can speed right to [E] the scene
[Bb] [A]
And if [Dm] I'm locked up in the jail
With just one phone call [Eb] for my bail
[Bb] He's set to call his club, collect
[C] Or deal directly with [D] his answering [Bm] machine
[E]
When [Bm] I dine [E] with my attorney [Bm] Bernie
He buys wine from the rare imported rack
[A]
[Dm] That's cause Bernie is a [Gm] purist
Not your [F] polyester tourist
[Bb] Bernie waves the glass [Eb] around a while
Then [Am] takes a sip and [Dm] always sends it back
[E] Bernie [D] tells me what to [G] do
Bernie [B] lays it on [E] the line
Bernie says [D] we sue, [G] we sue
Bernie [B] says we sign, [E] we sign
[C] [G]
I
[B] [E]
[Bm] admire [E] my attorney [Bm] Bernie
[E] [Bm] I admire any guy who knows his stuff
[Bb] [A] [Dm] Sure [F] we blew a couple [G] ventures
With [Eb] a counterfeit [F] debentures
But [Bb] you win a few, you lose a few
[Am] Like Bernie says, you keep [D] on hanging [Bm]
tough
[E] [Bm] Thanks to you, [E] my attorney [Bm]
Bernie
[E] [Bm] Thanks to you, I'm considered well [E] to do
[A] [Dm] Sure I'm made out like a [G] band
[Cm] Just exactly like you planned it
[Bb] But like Murray, my accountant told [Am] me yesterday
I owe it [Bm] all to you
Bernie [D] tells me what to do
[B] Bernie lays it on the [E] line
Bernie says we [G] sue, we sue
Bernie says [B] we sign, [E] we sign
[G]
On the dotted [D] line
[Bb]
[E] [A]
[Bm] [A] [F]
[Db]
I didn't.
I just made it a big hit [Db] song.
[F] But this is one.
It's My Attorney Bernie.
[Em] [F] [G]
[C] [G]
[Em] [Dm]
[G] [Em]
[B]
[Bm] I'm impressed [E] with my attorney [Bm] Bernie
[E]
[Bm] I'm impressed with [F] his [E] influential friends
[A]
He's [F] got very big [G] connections
And [Eb] I follow his directions
[A] [Bb] Bernie knows his way around
And [C] so I always do what [D] Bernie [Bm] recommends
[E] I [Bm] am blessed [E] with my [Bm] attorney Bernie
[E]
I'm [Bm] impressed with the way he runs the store
[A] He's got Dodger's season boxes
And an [Cm] office full of foxes
[Bbm] It's amazing all [Eb] the different [C] things
Your average girl might need a [F] lawyer for
[E]
Bernie tells me [G] what to do
[Db] Bernie lays [B] it [E] on the line
Bernie [D] says we sue, [G] we sue
Bernie says [B] we sign, we [Em] sign
[G]
[E]
[Bm] I'm in touch [E] with my [Bm] attorney Bernie
[E]
In [Bm] a clutch he can speed right to [E] the scene
[Bb] [A]
And if [Dm] I'm locked up in the jail
With just one phone call [Eb] for my bail
[Bb] He's set to call his club, collect
[C] Or deal directly with [D] his answering [Bm] machine
[E]
When [Bm] I dine [E] with my attorney [Bm] Bernie
He buys wine from the rare imported rack
[A]
[Dm] That's cause Bernie is a [Gm] purist
Not your [F] polyester tourist
[Bb] Bernie waves the glass [Eb] around a while
Then [Am] takes a sip and [Dm] always sends it back
[E] Bernie [D] tells me what to [G] do
Bernie [B] lays it on [E] the line
Bernie says [D] we sue, [G] we sue
Bernie [B] says we sign, [E] we sign
[C] [G]
I
[B] [E]
[Bm] admire [E] my attorney [Bm] Bernie
[E] [Bm] I admire any guy who knows his stuff
[Bb] [A] [Dm] Sure [F] we blew a couple [G] ventures
With [Eb] a counterfeit [F] debentures
But [Bb] you win a few, you lose a few
[Am] Like Bernie says, you keep [D] on hanging [Bm]
tough
[E] [Bm] Thanks to you, [E] my attorney [Bm]
Bernie
[E] [Bm] Thanks to you, I'm considered well [E] to do
[A] [Dm] Sure I'm made out like a [G] band
[Cm] Just exactly like you planned it
[Bb] But like Murray, my accountant told [Am] me yesterday
I owe it [Bm] all to you
Bernie [D] tells me what to do
[B] Bernie lays it on the [E] line
Bernie says we [G] sue, we sue
Bernie says [B] we sign, [E] we sign
[G]
On the dotted [D] line
[Bb]
[E] [A]
[Bm] [A] [F]
[Db]
Key:
E
Bm
G
F
A
E
Bm
G
[N] _ _ [G] _ A lot of people think that I wrote it.
I didn't.
I just made it a big hit [Db] song. _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] But this is one.
It's My Attorney Bernie.
_ [Em] _ _ [F] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] I'm impressed _ [E] with my attorney [Bm] _ Bernie
_ [E] _ _
_ [Bm] I'm impressed with [F] his [E] influential _ friends
_ [A] _ _
_ He's [F] got very big [G] connections
_ And [Eb] I follow his directions
_ [A] _ [Bb] Bernie knows his way around
_ And [C] so I always do what [D] Bernie _ [Bm] recommends _ _ _ _
[E] _ I [Bm] am blessed _ [E] with my [Bm] attorney Bernie
_ _ [E]
I'm _ _ [Bm] impressed with the way he runs the store
_ _ [A] He's _ _ got Dodger's season boxes
_ And an [Cm] office full of foxes
_ [Bbm] It's amazing all [Eb] the different [C] things
Your average girl might need a [F] lawyer for
_ [E] _
Bernie tells me [G] what to do
[Db] Bernie lays [B] it [E] on the line
Bernie [D] says we sue, [G] we sue
Bernie says [B] we sign, _ _ _ we _ [Em] sign _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] I'm in touch _ [E] with my [Bm] attorney Bernie
_ [E] _ _
_ In [Bm] a clutch he can speed right to [E] the scene
[Bb] _ _ [A] _ _
And if [Dm] I'm locked up in the jail
With just one phone call [Eb] for my bail
_ [Bb] He's set to call his club, collect
[C] Or deal directly with [D] his answering [Bm] machine
_ _ [E] _ _ _
When [Bm] I dine [E] with my attorney [Bm] Bernie _ _ _ _
He buys wine from the rare imported rack
_ [A] _ _ _
_ [Dm] That's cause Bernie is a [Gm] purist
_ Not your [F] polyester tourist
_ [Bb] Bernie waves the glass [Eb] around a while
Then [Am] takes a sip and [Dm] always sends it back
_ [E] _ Bernie [D] tells me what to [G] do
Bernie [B] lays it on [E] the line
Bernie says [D] we sue, [G] we sue _
Bernie [B] says we sign, _ _ _ [E] we _ sign
[C] _ _ [G]
I _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bm] admire _ _ [E] my attorney [Bm] Bernie
_ _ [E] _ _ [Bm] I admire any guy who knows his stuff
[Bb] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Dm] Sure [F] we blew a couple [G] ventures
_ With [Eb] a counterfeit _ [F] debentures
But [Bb] you win a few, you lose a few
[Am] Like Bernie says, you keep [D] on hanging [Bm]
tough
_ _ [E] _ _ [Bm] Thanks to you, _ [E] _ my attorney [Bm] _
Bernie
_ [E] _ _ _ [Bm] Thanks to you, I'm considered well [E] to do
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [Dm] Sure I'm made out like a [G] band
_ _ [Cm] Just exactly like you planned it
[Bb] But like Murray, my accountant told [Am] me yesterday
_ I owe it [Bm] all to you
_ _ _ Bernie [D] tells me what to do
[B] Bernie lays it on the [E] line
Bernie says we [G] sue, we sue
Bernie says [B] we sign, _ _ _ [E] we sign
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ On the dotted _ [D] line
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ [A] _ [F] _ _ _ _
[Db] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I didn't.
I just made it a big hit [Db] song. _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] But this is one.
It's My Attorney Bernie.
_ [Em] _ _ [F] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] I'm impressed _ [E] with my attorney [Bm] _ Bernie
_ [E] _ _
_ [Bm] I'm impressed with [F] his [E] influential _ friends
_ [A] _ _
_ He's [F] got very big [G] connections
_ And [Eb] I follow his directions
_ [A] _ [Bb] Bernie knows his way around
_ And [C] so I always do what [D] Bernie _ [Bm] recommends _ _ _ _
[E] _ I [Bm] am blessed _ [E] with my [Bm] attorney Bernie
_ _ [E]
I'm _ _ [Bm] impressed with the way he runs the store
_ _ [A] He's _ _ got Dodger's season boxes
_ And an [Cm] office full of foxes
_ [Bbm] It's amazing all [Eb] the different [C] things
Your average girl might need a [F] lawyer for
_ [E] _
Bernie tells me [G] what to do
[Db] Bernie lays [B] it [E] on the line
Bernie [D] says we sue, [G] we sue
Bernie says [B] we sign, _ _ _ we _ [Em] sign _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] I'm in touch _ [E] with my [Bm] attorney Bernie
_ [E] _ _
_ In [Bm] a clutch he can speed right to [E] the scene
[Bb] _ _ [A] _ _
And if [Dm] I'm locked up in the jail
With just one phone call [Eb] for my bail
_ [Bb] He's set to call his club, collect
[C] Or deal directly with [D] his answering [Bm] machine
_ _ [E] _ _ _
When [Bm] I dine [E] with my attorney [Bm] Bernie _ _ _ _
He buys wine from the rare imported rack
_ [A] _ _ _
_ [Dm] That's cause Bernie is a [Gm] purist
_ Not your [F] polyester tourist
_ [Bb] Bernie waves the glass [Eb] around a while
Then [Am] takes a sip and [Dm] always sends it back
_ [E] _ Bernie [D] tells me what to [G] do
Bernie [B] lays it on [E] the line
Bernie says [D] we sue, [G] we sue _
Bernie [B] says we sign, _ _ _ [E] we _ sign
[C] _ _ [G]
I _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bm] admire _ _ [E] my attorney [Bm] Bernie
_ _ [E] _ _ [Bm] I admire any guy who knows his stuff
[Bb] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Dm] Sure [F] we blew a couple [G] ventures
_ With [Eb] a counterfeit _ [F] debentures
But [Bb] you win a few, you lose a few
[Am] Like Bernie says, you keep [D] on hanging [Bm]
tough
_ _ [E] _ _ [Bm] Thanks to you, _ [E] _ my attorney [Bm] _
Bernie
_ [E] _ _ _ [Bm] Thanks to you, I'm considered well [E] to do
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [Dm] Sure I'm made out like a [G] band
_ _ [Cm] Just exactly like you planned it
[Bb] But like Murray, my accountant told [Am] me yesterday
_ I owe it [Bm] all to you
_ _ _ Bernie [D] tells me what to do
[B] Bernie lays it on the [E] line
Bernie says we [G] sue, we sue
Bernie says [B] we sign, _ _ _ [E] we sign
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ On the dotted _ [D] line
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ [A] _ [F] _ _ _ _
[Db] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _