Sad chords

_ _ Um, this first song is called A World on Fire.
_ _ _ .
_ _ _ This next song is a little bit, a little bit longer than that one.
_ And, um, thank you.
_ _ .
It's about how sad I am, and I'm really sad, and C it's called Sad.
_ F _ _ .
_ C _ Em _ _ _ C It's about F all the sad stuff.
C Just picture a depressed onion cutting itself.
_ F _ .
_ _ C _ Em _ _ _ C _ _ .
F _ _ C _ _ _ _ E _ _ .
_ _ _ I met C a homeless man F named Rich.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ C _ .
G Isn't that terrible.
C I saw a flyer F for a lost dog,.
and the dog didn't have any E legs.
C I saw a F diabetic kid _ .
Am G trick-or-treating.
C I saw a F giraffe who had a short Am neck.
That was G sad.
Or a E deer.
I saw F an old man C get hit by G a train.
He E didn't see it in the pouring F rain.
He C didn't hear me shout,.
Look out for the G train!.
_ _ E _ .
_ C Because I didn't say anything.
F _ _ _ C _ .
Em _ _ _ C F I just thought to myself,.
C _ .
Ooh, this is gonna be sad.
_ _ F _ _ C.
And it was.
Em _ _ C _ _ F I'm a C genius.
_ I Em _ _ _ _ _ .
C saw a man with only F one eye.
_ .
_ _ _ _ C In a G 3D movie.
I C saw a little boy drop F his ice cream cone.
Am directly on his E mother's corpse.
C I saw a kid F stuck in a tree,.
Am then the kid jumped G off and he hung himself.
C I saw a boy who had F red hair.
Am _ _ G _ _ E.
I went to F a store looking C for something G to buy.
But they only E sold paintings of the same F.
sad guy.
C No, wait!.
This store G sells mirrors.
See E what I did there.
C Let's rock!.
No.
Em _ Am _ _ F _ Fm _ _ _ C.
Em The world's so sad, bros.
F _ Fm _ _ _ C.
Em Pain.
Genocide.
F War.
Fm Sexism.
Racism.
C _ .
Em But I gotta remember F there's good things Fm about it too.
_ _ C.
Like the Em fact that none of that's happening to F me.
Fm Score!.
_ _ C _ .
_ Em Still though, it's hard F not to be Fm sad about it.
_ _ C.
Em How do y'all do it.
_ F I've been Fm telling you guys terribly sad C things this whole song.
You haven't been Em sad at all.
You've been_.
F Fm You've been happy.
No.
_ C.
Em You've been laughing.
That's it.
F Laughter, it's the Fm key to everything.
It's the way to solve C all the sadness Em in the world.
_ F I mean, not for Fm the people that are actually sad,.
but the people like us C that gotta fucking Em deal with them all the time.
F _ _ Fm _ Being a C comedian isn't Em being an insensitive prick.
F capitalizing on the most Fm animalistic impulses of the C public.
It's being Em a hero.
F _ The world isn't G sad.
The world's funny.
I'm a sociopath.
C I saw an old man F slip and fall.
A Hey, what a G fucking C idiot.
I saw a woman at her F daughter's funeral.
Am Ha ha G ha.
Classic C comedy.
Everything that once F was sad.
Am is somehow G funny now.
C The F Holocaust and 9-11.
Am That shit's G funny 24 E-7.
cause tragedy will F be exclusively C _ G joked about.
because E my empathy is bumming F me out.
C _ .
_ Goodbye G _ sadness.
_ E _ .
_ C Hello jokes.
F _ _ _ C _ _ Em _ _ _ C _ _ _ _ .
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