Chords for My Whole Family.. - Bo Burnham (Lyrics)

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[C] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] [D] Every time I go to [G] dinner, seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner.
I'll sit down at the breakfast table.
I can [D] talk, well they're not able.
When I look at them I find there's a single question on their mind.
[G] I wish it could go back to the way it was.
It's not easy now _ because_
_ [Em] My whole family [G] thinks I'm gay.
I guess it's always [Em] been that way.
Maybe it's cause of [G] the way that I walk.
[D] Makes them think I like [Em] boys.
_ _ [G] _ [D] Did I [Em] like [C] boys?
_ [D] _ _ _ [G] The goddamn question just won't go away.
And I get asked every single day.
But the way they ask it is not a disguise.
Like, how [D] was your day?
Do you like to kiss guys?
_ This is the worst baby, this was my fear.
Now their opinions are crystal clear.
Because [C] my whole family now is shocked.
[D] I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
[C] Now my glory days are gone.
[D] I was John Elway, now I'm [Em] Elton John.
My whole [C] family now suspects.
Watching Spongebob, it's side effects.
I'm [C] not gay and [G] that's what I said.
If I'm gay, hey [Em] God, strike me dead, you know?
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[D] _ _ _ [G] Just cause I'm on the cheerleading team.
Or my birthday [D] party at a Broadway theme.
[G] When I go [D] outside, what do I see?
[G] That the clouds in [D] the sky spell F-A-G.
_ _ Because [C] I think that God might think I'm [D] gay.
What is he?
No, [Em] anyway.
[C] My grandma gave me a present [G] just last [D] year.
And the card said, Happy [Em] Birthday Queer.
My whole family [G] thinks I'm fab.
There's a guy's butt.
Hey, [Em] Bo, take a stab.
Come on.
Why doesn't he get women?
There's [G] no other way.
It's cause I'm lanky, not [Em] cause I'm gay, alright?
_ _ _ [D] _ [Em] Not cause I'm gay.
[C] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] Just cause I'm afraid of the snow.
Where my favorite color is the rainbow. _ _
I don't mean to yell, but I fear I must.
Cause I'm losing the [D] people that I thought I could trust.
Because [C] even my boyfriend thinks [G] I'm gay.
Just kidding.
[D] _ _ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ _ [Em] [C] You all probably think [G] I'm gay.
Man, this song is [Em] counterproductive.
_ [G] La la [D] la la la la.
_ _ _ [Em] [C] Because my whole family [G] thinks I'm gay.
What do they [Em] know, anyway?
You gotta look [G] right through the haze.
[D] Easy Bake Oven was just a [Em] phase.
My whole family [G] thinks I'm queer.
That is all [Em] I ever hear.
[C] But I've been as straight as [G] a ramp.
If you don't count [Em] Bible Camp.
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[D] _ Bible [C] Camp.
_ _ [D] I'm not