Chords for What's Funny w/ Lyrics - Bo Burnham

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_ _ _ My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish.
Uh, she [D] used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time.
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My show is a little bit silly and [G] a little bit pretentious
_ [D] Like _ _ _ Shakespeare's Willy [A] or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap [D]-on
[G] It's _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
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also a little bit gay [G] and a little bit offensive
_ [D] _ _ Like Thanksgiving _ _ [A] Day or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap
So [D] _ _ [G] _ _ [Em] _
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_ _ _ [G] put your cell [A] phones to [D] vibrate _ _
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[G] _ _ And put [A] your vibrators [D] to cell phone mode _
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Welcome to the show, it goes a little bit [G] like this [D] Joke!
_ Exactly
Welcome to my flow, it flows a little bit like [A]
this
With a rap and a diss [D] and a swift rap and a wrist
A rap and a [G] kiss like Hershey's rap and a kiss
[A] Shit, I got a show that'll test your kids
And I'll ask one question and the question [D] is
What's funny?
What's funny?
What's funny?
[G] What's funny?
What's funny?
What's funny?
[A] What's funny?
Funny, funny
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[D] _ What's funny? _ _
What's funny?
[G] What's funny?
What's [C] funny?
What's funny?
[A] What's funny?
_ Funny
_ _ Oh yeah _
_ [D] Humor is often [G] linked to shared experience
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[D] Like a guy gets up and [G] says
Have you noticed that public restrooms are really [Bm] inefficient hand [A] dryers?
Oh [D] my god, yes [G] I have
Ha [Bm] ha ha, [A] really good point, they should
[D] _ It's [G] good to know [Bm] that somebody [A] finally gets me
[D] My wife [G] divorced me which has consciously forced me [Bm] to lose all [A] sense of self
So [D] it's nice to [G] think about hand dryers [Bm] and not that [A] cheating whore
Because [D] stand up [G] comedy is actually pretty easy
[A] _ If you're an [D] Asian comic [G] just get up and say
My mother's [B] got the weirdest fucking [A] accent
Then [D] just do a [G] Chinese accent
Because everybody laughs at [A] the Chinese accent
[D] Because they privately thought that [G] your people were laughable
And [A] now you've given them the chance to express [D] that in public
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_ [A] _ Oh yeah
If you're a [D] musical comic
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Just [Bm] give them a little weird [A] voice inflection
[D] Then take a [G] Viagra
And slap [A] them with a rock [C] hard _ misdirection
[D] Oh what's funny?
What's funny?
What's funny?
[G] What's funny?
What's funny?
What's funny?
[A] What's funny?
Funny for funny
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Correct!
[Em] _ _ _ [D] What's funny?
What's funny?
[G] What's funny?
What's funny?
What's funny?
[A] What's funny?
_ Funny
Oh when the audience says
When I [D] was a baby maybe I [G] laughed at people jiggling [B] _ keys
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Now I'm older and [G] bolder and just get mad
Because I notice that the [Bm] keys are to [A] a Hummer
Fuck [D] my life, I'm a [G] fuck my wife
So fuck my wife and [A] fuck my life
And my son [D] is gay but [G] not sitcom gay
Daughter's a whore [A] like another girl
Who used to be our [D] mother
But the marriage [G] made her miss Mary Americana
I want [A] a team with that scream and prima [D] donna
But the radical feminists [Am] made my [A] wife a man
Oh and [D] if I die happy
[G] The situation [A] will be auto-erotic _
[D] Asphyxiation
I hate [G] my life and it hates [A] me back
And my friend [D] is black
[G] But I don't know what to call [B] him
_ [A] So I just call [D] him _ _
[G] What up, Jamal?
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_ _ _ Even though his name is Steve
[D] I hate my [A] job, I hate my life
[G] Hate my kids, I hate [B] my wife
Jews but no [A] I do it
Judas beat me to [D] it
I'm slowly [G] slipping into a [A] solid cystic coma
And I masturbate
Because I'm the only one
Whose standards are low enough [Em] to fuck me
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_ _ _ [D] What's funny?
What's funny?
What's [G] funny?
What's funny?
What's funny?
What's [A] funny?
What's funny?
Funny for funny _
It's a boy
[D] What's funny?
What's funny?
What's [G] funny?
What's funny?
What's funny?
What's funny?
[A] What's funny?
Funny _ yeah
I [D] hope we'll leave this _ _ _
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