Chords for Bob's Burgers Outro - Turkey Song (S7E6)

[G] We're [D] going to dinner, we're going to dinner.
Look at all these [Em] pumping [D] popular turkeys.
We're gonna make great Thanksgiving dinner [B] guests.
Yeah, because [F#] we're conventionally [Em] attractive turkeys.
Not like Zach's quirky turkey [B] over there.
_ [F#m]
Ew, don't talk [E] to us.
Yeah, go away.
[B] We've been invited [E] to special dinners as special guests.
[D] We're going to dinner, we're going to dinner.
We're so glad that we're not, not going to dinner.
[G] Like that quirky turkey, Ew.
Why can't I be like the other _ turkeys?
They're all out having [Em] fun.
Is it cause [F#m] I'm [G] scrawny and have glasses?
And then [A] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ [A] _ [D] _ I dig that [Dm] pig.
I thought I was a guest, but they just want me for my breasts.
Much to my surprise, they're all staring at my [Am] purse.
What's they all _ _ _ calling?
[Dm] Why don't they eat a pig instead?
[A] Oh God, they're chopping [D] off my head. _
_ _ _ I used to spend my time [C] wishing for a plump [G] behind.
But now those birds with [Am] perfect bodies are [D] decapitated hotties.
[Cm] I wished I was someone [G] else, but it takes guts to be [Am] yourself. _
Now [D] I've got the guts, I've got