Chords for Bohemian Rhapsody by Hayseed Dixie

_ [G] Over here playing the bass [A] guitar, this is Bubba Jake the Baked Snake Buyer, y'all.
Woo!
Woo!
[D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ You think his [G] beard is big?
_ _ [A] Wow. _ _ _
[N] You gotta see his socks. _ _ _
Jake!
I haven't been to Washington in about a month.
What kind of song [D] do you want to play right now, [G] Jake?
I don't even have [E] to think about it.
It's gonna be a killing [N] song.
_ Aw, that's nice.
You know, I said he's gonna sing about drinking, cheating, killing, and hell.
Woo!
I'm ready to get to that killing part.
Get to that killing part.
Come on.
_ Well, if Jake wants to hear a killing song, what kind of song [F] do y'all want to hear?
_ _ Come on!
[E] _
Alright.
[G] But _ first_
_ [Dm] _
We must drink.
First, [N] let's just all take a second and drink a little.
Are you drinking with us out there?
_ _ Alright. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
I like how it gets real quiet while everybody's taking a sip.
That's what I like to hear.
_ _ _ [F] Man, they got [D] this beer downstairs.
It's Porter.
It's on [D#] tap.
God, it is kicking my teeth down my ever-loving foot.
I'm loving it.
I swear to all that is [G#] holy in the universe, may it be secular or religious, whichever you like.
I swear to all these things, [B] America is coming on in this world.
Because 20 years ago, all we had was Anheuser-Busch products, Miller products.
I remember when we got [E] Coors over here.
We all thought it was a big [N] idea when we had Coors.
_ _ _ _ Now, every person with a little bit of volition, [A] inclination, spunk, and a little bit of know-how,
and a little bit of want-to-get [N]-it, a little bit of get-it-done on every damn street corner is brewing beer.
Now, some of them are crap, but a lot of them are fantastic.
And you know what?
That's a hallelujah, holy ghost kind of moment.
_ _ _ _ _ America, baby!
We can make it right here in America.
We ain't gonna get business in any other Germany.
Hell no.
We can make our own damn beer.
That's what I'm talking about. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ Goddamn [G#] beer independence.
[N] But I'm sorry I'm getting sidetracked about my love [A] of beer.
Let's kill!
[Gm] _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ Let me go out of that [Am] major key where I was talking about [A] beer.
In that [E] big major [A] key, Lord, I was talking about beer, and I had a_
_ [F#m] _ _
_ _ [C#] Let's sing that [C] killing song that [N] y'all asked for.
_ _ _ _ _ [F#m] Is this the real [B] life?
Is this just [E] fantasy?
I'm falling in love, so I [A] know it's in reality.
[F#m] Let me rise, [A] look up to the skies [D] and _ see.
_ [Bm] What's the point of [E] all this sympathy?
[A] Cause if you don't, you don't know how to [D] love.
And when [C#] we're [C] close, it doesn't [E] really matter to me.
_ [A] To me. _ _ _ _
_ _ Mother, _ [F#m] you just killed a man.
[Bm] You're a young man, son.
You're a tree in Africa.
Mother, _ where'd the tree go?
_ [Bm] I'm [A#] gonna throw [G#] it all away.
[G] _
[D] _ Mother, _ _ [Bm] _ I'm gonna [E] _ [D] make you [A] cry.
I'm not gonna let you down.
This [D] is not the moment [F#m] for you.
[Bm] _ [Gm] This is not the [A] moment.
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Yeah, _ [F#m] my time's come.
[Bm]
She was never mine.
But I'm taking [E] all her time.
Good night, I'm out of [F#m] here.
I gotta go.
[Bm] _
_ [A#] _ [G#] Praise [G] the tree.
[F#] _ [D] Mother.
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [Em] In the [D] arms.
_ [A] _ _ She's in [D] my _ [C#m] arms.
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [G#] I feel the smell of the sun.
The sky was beautiful.
[G] _ _ [F#] _ [G#] Mother, _ [D] I'm gonna make [D#m] you cry.
Mother, I'm gonna make you cry.
I'm gonna let [C#m] you go.
I'm gonna let you go.
[D#] _ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ I'm gonna [D] let you go.
I'm gonna let you go.
[A] I'm gonna let you _ go.
[C] Easy come, [D] easy go.
Let me go. _
[A] _ Let me go.
_ Let me go.
_ Let me go.
Let [C] me go.
[B] Let me go.
_ Let me go.
Let me go.
Let [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ me _ _ [D] _ _
go.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [A] So you think you can [D] stop me
and say [A] goodbye.
_ _ _ [C] _ _
[A] So you think you can love [D] me
and leave [G] me inside.
[Em] I'm not
_ _ _ [A] a man.
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] I'm just out [A] of your [E] mouth.
I'm just [A] out of your eye.
I'm not a [D] man. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _
_ [A#] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _
_ [F#m] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ [Bm]
Nothing [F#m] really matters.
[Bm] Anyone [F#m] can see.
[Bm]
Nothing [G] really matters. _ _ _
Oh.
[D#] _ _ _ Oh.
[F#] _
_ I'm having a re-animation.
[N] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I'm _ having an Axl Rose moment.
_ _ _ [D#] _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ Nothing _ _ [G] really matters _ to [D] me. To me. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Anything can _ [B] happen.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G#] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ Okay. _