Critically Disdained Chords by Bowling For Soup

_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[A] Run it up the flagpole [E] and see if anyone salutes [F#] And then run [E] it into the ground until [D] it dies
Then bring it back [A] to life All together [E] now, we're just the same as we've
always [F#] been And if you [E] think you're better, you're [D] probably
right We're _ not [F#] here to change [A] the world, we're
here to laugh [D] at others Maybe get [E] a nap along [F#m] the way
_ _ [D] So [F#] dress it up the way [A] you wish and [F#] step aside _ [D] And then meet us [E] at the ball and we'll [A] let
you by _ Take _ _ _ a number, take a seat, we've been here
quite some time And [F#] it doesn't seem [E] we're leaving [D] anytime
soon The bathroom's down the hall, take a shot
at us [E] And see how far you get, we eat chunks like
you for breakfast when we get up [D] at noon We're [E] not here to change the [A] world, [F#] we're
here to laugh at others [D] Maybe [E] get a nap along the [F#] way _ _
So dress it up the way you [G#] wish and [F#] step aside _ [D] And then meet us [E] at the bar and we'll [A] let you by _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ [F#] _ _ _
[B] Hey, jealousy
[F#] It's a song [A] by the band the Chin Blossoms I accidentally saw [E] them once
[F#] Hey, and [B] it carried away
[D] But it's easy [A] to be [D] unafraid You're so [A] critically [B] disdained
For being happy, smiling, drinking Laughing, cussing, not overthinking
Rocking while the ship is [E] sinking And we can't even swim
Show off those drum [N] lessons, Gary! _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ [F#] We're not here to change [B] the world, we're here [G#] to laugh at [E] others
Maybe get [F#] a nap along [G#] the way So [E] dress it up the way [F#] you wish and step [G#] aside
[E] And then meet us at the bar Yeah, we'll be at the
[D#m] _ [F#] Meet us at the [B] bar and we'll let you by
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _