Chords for Bowling For Soup - My Girlfriend Sucks (w/lyrics)

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[C#] You're gonna think I'm [F#] crazy and I really don't wanna [C#] creep you out
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[C#] But I've been watching you [F#] and I can swear I thought you'd check me out
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[C#] So how are you this [F#] evening?
I see you all the [C#]
time
I got the nerve to talk to you now _
I got a proposition for you, let me know how all of this sounds
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[F#] I'm kinda nervous you [G#] goes nuts, babe
[C#] My girlfriend sucks, [G#] I need a new [C#] one
She [F#] sucks, it's true
[C#] My girlfriend sucks, [G#] I need a new [F#] one
Why [G#] can't it be you?
[C#] My girlfriend sucks, [G#] I need a new [C#] one
She sucks, [F#] it's true
[C#] My girlfriend sucks, [G#] I need a new one
[F#] So why [G#] can't it [C#] be you?
_ She takes me for granted [F#] and impossible
Her dad wants [C#] me dead _
[F#] _ _ _ [C#] She drinks sunlight and [F#] gasoline and soon she'll have two horns on [C#] her head _
[F#] _ _ _ [C#] I used to buy her [F#] flowers, she told them [D#] they would die
[C#] Sponsor falls, she may be [F#] put dead
_ [C#] _ Not to mention jealous, [F#] mean and miserable
God, I'm [C#] so depressed So depressed _ _
[F#] _ _ [G#] _ _ [F#] Oh, oh, [G#] oh, oh
_ _ [F#] Tell me, Obi-Wan, [G#] you know me
My [C#] girlfriend sucks, [G#] I need a new one
[C#] She sucks, it's true
My girlfriend sucks, [G#] I need a new [F#] one
Why [G#] can't it be you?
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new [C#] one
She sucks, it's true
My girlfriend sucks, [G#] I need a new one
[F#] So why [G#] can't it [D#] be _ _ [F#] you?
I [B] wanted _ you
[A#] _ _ [B] _ [D#] Cause you are so sweet [F#] and cheesy
Like walking [C#] over landmines _ _
[G#] _ [F#] You smell [D#] good and jelly
So sweet [F#] and cheesy
Like walking [C#] over landmines _ _
_ _ Walking over landmines
Walking over landmines
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[F#] _ _ [G#] Walking over landmines
My [C#] girlfriend sucks, [G#] I need a new one
[C#] She sucks, it's true
My girlfriend sucks, [G#] I need a new one
[C#] Why can't [G#] it be you?
My [C#] girlfriend sucks, [G#] I need a new one
[C#] She sucks, it's true
My girlfriend sucks, [G#] I need a new one
[F#] So why [G#] can't it [C#] be you?
[G#] My [C#] girlfriend sucks
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