Val Kilmer Chords by Bowling For Soup

I always thought my movie would be [G] a comedy, not quite [F] the tragedy _
[G] That it's become [C] more slapstick [G] than chick flick
[F] More chattyshack [G] than breakfast at Tiffany's
[F] So thank me at [G] the podium for [F] a lifetime of [G] contribution
_ _ _ [F] Turn on the cameras, [E] someone do the [D] extras, hair and makeup to the [G] _ set
You got [C] the big screen, brawlin', [G] bio-casting, go
[F] You're big shot, baby, [G] you're the next big star
[C] Or another simply movie, [G] gotta die with a broken [F] heart
Falling [G] apart, _ _ [F] headed for the cutting [G] room floor
Then [F] in the sequel, honey, [G] I'm the guy who gets the [C] girls _
So [G] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ [G] if you miss [C] my movie, get [D] the DVD
Check [F] out the chemistry _ [G] between you and me
[C] Less raising _ [G] _ Arizona, [F] more steel _
_ [G] _ magnolias
So [F] when you walk down that [G] red carpet, _ [F] I hope you trip [G] and fall
_ [F] I hope [E] someone squirts you with a water [D] gun, a super soaker filled with [G] me
You [C] got the big screen, brawlin', [G] bio-casting, go
[F] You're big shot, baby, [G] you're the next big star
[D] Or another simply movie, [G] gotta die with a broken [F] heart
Falling [G] apart, _ _ [F] headed for the cutting [G] room floor
Then [F] in the sequel, honey, [G] I'm the guy who gets the [A] girls _
All [G] apologies _ [F] to Kevin Costner and that chick from Monster
[A] _ _
Give [G] me Adam Sandler, [F] Rolf Farrell, Belushi, and even Val [D] Kilmer _
He [E] was funny and real [F] genius _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ Top _ [E] Secret was funny [G] too _
But he sucked [A] as bad
And [C] now the big screen, brawlin', [G] bio-casting, go
[F] You're big shot, baby, [G] you're the next big star
[C] Or another dumb movie, [G] gotta die with a broken [F] heart
Falling [G] _ apart, [C] Steven Spielberg, call [G] it any minute
You're [F] big shot, baby, [G] you're the next big star
[C] Or another stupid movie, [G] gotta die with a broken [F] heart _
[G] Falling apart, _ [F] headed for the cutting [G] room floor
_ [F] Then in the sequel, honey, [G] I'm the guy [D] who gets the girls
Gets [G] _ _ the [F] girls, _ [G] from the guy that gets [C] the girls
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ [G] Gets [F] the girls, from [G] the guy that gets [D] the girls _
_ [G] _ _ Gets [F] the girls, _ [G] from the guy that gets [D] the girls
Gets the girls, from the guy that gets the girls
[G] Gets the [F] girls, _ _ [G] from the guy that [D] gets the girls _
_ [G] _ _ Gets [F] the girls, from [G] the guy that gets [C] the [D] girls
_ [G] _ _ Gets [F] the girls _
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