BOY BRAND - 1D, NSYNC, Backstreet Parody Chords

_ _ [B] Oh _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Gbm] _
Midlife is tough babe the end [Bm] is nigh
_ [A] I've seen boy bands come and [Gbm] go
_ _ [Gb] _ _ [E] Yeah, the white [Gbm] red pinky shades of gray
[G] Cuz I couldn't [A] please
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [B] No strings [G] attached every little thing [A] I do
[Gb] Never seems to pull me [Bm] through
[G] Depression made my marriage [Gb] break up
[Bm] And my course won't [A] make love
[G] Never got my GED
[A] _ _
Or a guest [Bm] spot on [Db] flea
[A] Since [Gb] I turned 43
[G] Oh [C]
no, [D] oh no, oh no, oh no You're [C] insecure _
Feel [Bm] like a bore
I've [G] got a hunch
[C] We know what [D] we'll adore
It's [G] time to seize
[C]
With [Bm] one disease
We'll [G] burn it all down
You up [C] hotter than [D] 98 degrees
[G] Cold [C] pork with [G] zutinna room
[D] You smell [Gm] it
Simon [D] says we're brand new
A [G] horde of girls threw my day [D] down an empty well
[G] After they [C] threatened to drown [D] me in styling gel
[C] This band's been grown from the [E] help of my [G] cloning cells
They all know
[N] _
_ They all know we're [G] beautiful
Songs [C] and you've [D] actured so carefully
I'm not sure if I'm ready
[G] Zip up my hair, [C] I cure [D] cancer and heart [G] disease
Me, me, me, me, [C] me, me, [Em] me, me, me, [G] us
We all know
[C] _
_ We [D] all know we're beautiful
[G] _ _ [C] _
_ [Gm] That's what makes you buy [B] us
I got _ [D] so old
_ [Dm] Just rolling in, let [G] me go
_ [Em] I've lost control
[G] _ _ And [D]
I'm ready to smoke [C] a [Em] bowl
Big Disney's [G] digging for treasure _
[D] My youth is a [C] financial endeavor _
[Em] My pure fingers ready [G] for pleasure
So [D] I'm breaking up, [C] breaking up
With you, [Bb] Disney
And lighting up, lighting up
With Team [F] Miley
_ [Fm] _ _ _ [Db] _
[Ab] Yeah Yeah Yeah
[Fm] _ _ _ _
_ [Db] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Fm] Your one
_ _ _ [Db] _ Desire
[Ab] _ [Fm] Make us
_ [Db] _ _ [Ab] Retire [Fm] Don't care
_ _ [Db] How hard [Ab] you pray [Fm] _ _ _ Backstreet
[Eb] Is [Ab] here to stay
[Db] It's a deal
It's a six or seven [Fm] _ comeback
One _ guy [Eb] still has a six
[Fm] It's [Db] track, let's get real
Calling Nelson [Ab] Tyler All day
[Fm] _ _ _ Backstreet
Is [Ab] here to stay
[Db] Your mom _
Your [Ab] mom Your mom Your mom
_ [Fm] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ Your mom Your mom Your mom [F] Your [Gm] mom
Your [Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] mom
_ _ [Gm] _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Bb] _ [F] _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ Backstreet
_ [Bb] _ How
How _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Db] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ [Eb] _ [Fm] _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _
_ How How How How How How How A
[Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ _ _ Give me a little _ sideways or something.
Whatever [C] you want.
_ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [Bm] Give me [Ab] some sexy dirty grossness at the camera.
[Db] _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _