Online Chords by Brad Paisley

[Gm] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ [Dm] _
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Gm] _
_ [C] _ _ _ [Dm] _ [G] _ _ [F] _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Dm] _
_ [C] _ [G] _ [C] _ [G] _ I [F] work down [C] at the pizza pit.
[G] I [F] drive an old [C] Hyundai.
_ [G] _ I [D] still live with [E] my mom [C] and dad.
I'm 5'3 and [D] overweight.
_ _ [G] I'm a sci [F]-fi fanatic, [C] mild asthmatic, [G] never [F] been to second [C] base.
_ There's a [D] whole other me [Em] that you [C] need to see.
Go [G] check out my space.
_ _ [C] _ _ [G]
Somewhere [D] on the [G] mountain [C] Hollywood.
I'm [G]
6 [D]'5 and [G] I look damn [C] good.
I drive a [G]
Maserati.
[D] I'm a black belt [Em] in karate [C] and I love a good glass [D] of wine.
_ _ [C] _ [G] It turns [D] girls on and [G] I'm mysterious.
[C] I [G] tell them I [D] don't want [G] nothing [C] serious.
Cause even [G] on a snow [D] day I can [Em] have a three [C] way chat with two [D] women at one time.
[G] I'm so [F] much cooler [G] online.
_ _ So [Dm] much cooler [C] [G] online.
_ _ I [F] get home.
[C] I kiss my mom [G] and she [F] fixes me a [C] snack.
_ _ _ [G] I [D] head down to [Em] my basement [C] _ bedroom and [D] fire up my [G] Mac.
_ _ _ [F] In real life, [C] the only time I've [G] ever [F] even been to [C] L.A.
[G] Is when I [D] got the chance [E] with the [C] marching band to play tuba [D] in the Rose [G] Parade.
_ _ [C] _ [G] On the [D] hall line I [G] live in [C] Malibu.
I [G] post for [D] Calvin Klein.
I've [G] been in G.
[C] I'm single [G] and I'm rich [D] and I got a [Em] set of six [C] pack abs that will blow your [D] mind.
_ [C] It _ [G]
turns [D] girls on and [G] I'm mysterious.
[C] I [G] tell them I [D] don't want [G] nothing [C] serious.
Cause even [G] on a snow [D] day I can [Em] have a three [C] way chat with two [D] women at one time.
[G] I'm so much cooler online.
_ _ Yeah, I'm cooler [C] online.
[G] _ [D] When you got my kind of stats [G] it's hard to get a date, [C] let [D] alone a real [G] girlfriend.
_ [D] But I grow another foot [G] and I lose a bunch of weight [C] every time I [D] log _ in.
[Em] _ _ [D] _
[G] _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
I'm rich and I'm on [C] the [G] hall _ [D] line.
I'm [G] out in [C] Hollywood.
I'm [G] 6 [D] foot 5 and I look damn [C] good.
Even [G] on a snow [D] day I can [Em] have a three [C] way chat with two [D] women at one time.
[G] I'm so [F] much cooler [C] online.
_ _ [G] Yeah, [F] I'm cooler [G] online.
_ I'm so much cooler online.
_ _ Yeah, I'm cooler online.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _
[C] _ _ _ Hey, [G] _ [F] I'm cooler [C] online.
_ _ [G] _ _ [F] _
_ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ Yeah, [Dm] I'm sitting [C] [G] right now.
_ _ [F] _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] Hey, [C] I'm cooler online.
_ [G] _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [C] _ _ [G] Yeah, _ _
_ [C] _ _ [G] I'm cooler online.