Chords for Bubbles - ''liquor and whores''

_ _ All right, let's get this going.
Get ready, Bubz.
Boys, I don't think we should be doing this.
We're gonna get booted out of here. _
Bubz, we're the hosts.
They can't kick us out.
So if you want to play a song, you're gonna play a song.
Where did you guys [E] get all this stuff?
Well, [B] these music dummies shouldn't be leaving stuff in their vans, should they?
_ Oh, God.
[N] _ Good luck.
There's not even a strap on to it, Ricky.
Ricky, find him a strap.
Oh, my God.
Julian, we're gonna get booted out of here.
Bubz, listen to me.
I was talking to the producers.
I know I'm in charge now.
No problem. _ _ _ _ _
Oh, my God, Ricky. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Here you [G] go, buddy.
Good luck, buddy.
That's not [A] a proper strap.
Can't you strap it to me?
You expect me to do it?
_ _ I'm nervous as [G#] heck right now.
This is [B] the song.
_ Play it down at the Legion back home.
I hope you like [G] it. _ _ _
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_ _ We said, hey, boy, _ _ we should do [Am] some merry-ing.
_ _ I said, [C] sure, but before [D] we do, there's something [G] that you should know.
_ A lot of liquor and _ whores.
_ _ _ Liquor and whores.
_ _ Secrets [Am] and dope and mustard and bologna.
Liquor [G] and whores.
Everybody sing it.
_ Liquor and whores. _
_ _ _ _ Liquor and whores. _
_ _ _ _ [Am] Milk, oil, mustard and bologna.
_ [G] Liquor and whores.
A lot of liquor and whores. _
_ _ _ Liquor and _ whores.
_ _ Secrets [Am] and dope and mustard _ and [E] bologna. _
_ Liquor _ and _ _
[G] whores. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ Good job [N] buddy. _ _ _
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Good job bud.
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_ [C] Entertainer of the year [G] and a performance by Matt Mays and [Em] El Torpedo. _ _ _ _ _