Chords for Carney Man

We did this song on our first album but we had to do it again for the live purposes, you know what I mean? _
Help me sing Carny Man.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ Bring my good [B] friend Mr.
Jason Boland up here to help me sing this tune with him. _
[C] _ _ _ [G] You want the Carny Man.
[C] _ _
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_ _ [E] _ _ [C] I want a big red nose, I want sunflower-fest shoes
I want a squad of [F] flowers, squirted on you
_ _ _ [C] Like all the bad clowns do
_ _ _ _ [G] I want a jug of bowling [C] pins and a sign
[G] _ I want to join the [F] circus
The circus looks [C] like fun _ _
_ _ _ A human cannonball, I'll ride them booming on
Up higher than the [F] trapeze I can fly
_ _ _ Whoa shit I'm gonna die
You just gotta get high
_ [G] I'll end up big balls, that's [C] what some say
[G] I'll ride my funny [F] car laughing
Prrr all the way to [C] the bank _ _
_ _ Cause I'm a Carny Man
He's a Carny Man
I'm a Carny Man
He's a Carny Man
Yeah I'm a Carny Man
He's a Carny Man
Yeah I'm a Carny Man
A Carny Man
A Carny Man _ _ _ _ _
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[F] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ You see, we have some mixed lyrics here.
You know this is a live album, we can do this shit.
_ _ _ We're gonna go ahead, I'm gonna go ahead and sing the verse that he was supposed to sing, you know.
And then we're gonna all sing along. _ _
I'll sit down with the gate, oh I can guess your weight
I'll even sell the [F] corn dog, I don't care _
_ As long [C] as I am there
Snake man, snake man
[G] _ I'll end up big [F] balls, that's what [C] some say
[G] I'll ride my funny [F] car laughing
Prrr all the way [C] to the bank _ _ _ _ _
Cause I'm a Carny Man
He's a Carny Man
Yeah I'm a Carny Man
He's a Carny Man
Yeah I'm a Carny Man
He's a Carny Man _ _ _ _
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_ Alright, everybody sing along here.
_ _ I am a cannon ball, I rise above it all
Up high in the [F] trapeze, I can't _ _ _ fall
Oh [C] shit, I'm gonna die
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah _
_ [G] _ _ [F] Working around, and [C] you see the bugs
[G] Every hour I come [F] to find out
This job, it fucking [C] sucks
_ _ _ _ _ Cause I'm a Carny Man
He's a Carny Man
Yeah I'm a Carny Man
He's a Carny Man
Yeah I'm a Carny Man
He's a Carny Man
I'm a carny, hold on, I'm a hairy, hot, hot
Give me the condom I can sell
Give me the condom I can sell
I'm a Carny Man
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[Bb] Step right up
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