Chas And Dave Gertcha Chords

[C] _ [Em] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [E] _ _ [G] _ [G] _ _
Now there's [C] a word that I don't _ understand I hear it every day from my old man
It may be cockney, rhyme, slang, ain't in no school [G] book _ _ _ _ _
[C] He says it every time that he gets mad A regular cushion is my old dad
[F] Rub the old man up the wrong way, [G] but you'll love your lyrics [C] _ say
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_ [G] _ _ [Am] _ [Bbm] Uchu Cousin [G] Uchu _ [C] Uchu
When the kids are swinging on the [F] gate Uchu
When the paper boy's off an hour late [C] Uchu
When the pigeons are pecking at his [F] seeds Uchu
When the barber [Gbm] starts digging up his bean [G] _ [Am] [Bbm] Uchu [Bm] _ [C] [Dm] Cousin [Ebm] _
[Em] [F] Uchu
Barstow Prison, [D] _ that's the old [G] man's gate _ _ _ _
[C] Now the old man was a desert rat _ Cockney shorts and a cocky hat _
How me mother could have fenced it, I just [G] don't know
_ But _ _ [C] when the enemy came sight _ They gave up without a fight _
[F] _ Rub the old man up the wrong [G] way, but you'll love [C] your lyrics say
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[G] Uchu _ [Am] _ _ [Bb] Cousin Uchu [Bm] _ [C] _ Uchu
When the rock and roll records wake him [F] up Uchu
When the poles knock [Bb] England out the [C] cup Uchu
When the kids are banging on his [F] door Uchu
When the farmer [Am] won't serve him anymore [G] [Am] Uchu [Bbm] _ [Bm] [C] Cousin [Dm] _
[Ebm] [Em] Uchu
[F] _ Barstow [D] Prison, he's always [G] been the same _ _ _ _
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_ [G] _ [Am] Uchu _ [Bb] Cousin Uchu [Bm] _ [C] _ Uchu
When the dogs left a message on the [A] steps Uchu
Blessed the bigot when he lost it by a [C] nick Uchu
When me brother kicks his toes out of his [F] shoe Uchu
When the house flies [Gb] a fire round his [G] spoon [Am] Uchu [Bb] _ [Bm] [C] Cousin [Dm] _
[Ebm] [Em] Uchu
[F] _ Barstow [D] Prison, he's always [G] been the _ same _ _ _
_ [C] _ Uchu _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ Uchu _ [Fm] _ [Bb] _ _
_ [C] _ Uchu _ _ [Cm] _ _
_ [F] Uchu _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ [C] Uchu
When me mother says he can't go down the pub [F] Uchu
[Cm] Sisters buy from boys, sister of the club [C] Uchu
That Tom Cats when they're kicking up a den [A] Uchu
Dr.
Mossburg couldn't get one [C] in Uchu
When me mother locks him out the flat [F] Uchu
When he's swinging and he can't find his hat [C] Uchu
In the mall is when his motorcar won't [F] go [Bb] Uchu
Next door neighbour [F] when he won't give him a [C] toad Uchu _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ [F] _
Uchu _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ Uchu _ _ _ _ [F] _
Uchu
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