Chas And Dave The Sideboard Song Chords

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[A] I bunged up last night, she was going down, she was in a tent, I'm pulling out,
I'm there, your sister's walking in a scruffy look, she says,
[C] Father don't give her money, she's really good at it.
I don't care, I don't care, I [G] don't care if he comes round here,
I've got my beer in the side pool there, let [C] mama sort it out if he comes round here.
I said to me mother, let me have a talk with dad, so he [G] comes to the telephone,
it wasn't our fault, she's got no sense of little care,
now he comes round [C] here, there's gonna be a row.
I don't care, I don't care, I [G] don't care if he comes round here,
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[C] _ _ I've got _ _ _ [Dm] _
[G] _ _ my beer in the side pool there, let mama sort it [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
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[G] here.
He never got no money, smoked all my fags, got holes in [C] his soul, and his neck is red.
On top of that he still don't tell her why, I got the young, she had a skinny [G] little beddy, now it's sticking out the front.
There's nothing she's for, she's been running out of clothes, and if he could [C] take a little bit, just to pass him on the nose.
But I don't care, I don't care, I [G] don't care if he comes round here.
I've got my beer in the side pool dear, let my mother [C] sort it out if he comes round here.
If he comes round here.
I've got my beer, let my mother [G] sort it out in the side pool dear.
I've got my beer, let my mother sort it out, I [C] don't care if he comes round here. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ If he comes round here.
I've got my beer, let my mother sort it out, [Dm] I don't care [G] if he comes round here.
I've got my beer, let my mother sort it out, I don't care if [C] he comes round here.
If he comes round here.
I've got my beer, let my mother [Gm] sort it out, I don't care if he comes round here.
I've got my beer, let my mother sort it out, [Eb] I don't [C] care if he comes round here.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't [G] care if he comes round here.
Because I've got my beer in the side pool dear, let my mother sort [C] it out if he comes round here.
I've got my beer, let my mother sort it [G] out in the side pool dear.
I've got my beer, let my mother sort it out. _
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[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] I don't care if it comes round here
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