Chords for Cheryl Wheeler - Shutcher Piehole

I'll write Prentizone.
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I'll write Prentizone.
Um, _ _ so, now this next song, I mean I've written some, you know, pretty weird stuff, but this might be the weirdest.
_ And it came about because I, of my, _ any time I ever hear that idiom, like if you hear somebody in a movie say,
shut your pie hole, I think about it like for days and laugh when I hear it.
I think shut your pie hole is one of the funniest things to say, because it is so outrageously rude,
and I want somebody whose last, it's rude in so many ways, and I want somebody whose last name is Piehole to name their kid Shutcher. _ _ _
Because then you could never tell anybody what your name was.
I mean, you know, you're sitting on Santa's knee, what's your name?
Shut your pie hole.
[C#] _ You're in traffic court, talking to the judge, what's your name?
[E] Shut your pie hole.
You know, _ _ _ life would be horrible if your name was Shutcher Piehole.
_ And so I texted a friend [D#m] and said that I had written this song [N] called Shutcher Piehole,
because I was talking to Kenny, and I was saying, if I could just write a song called Shutcher Piehole,
and make it catchy, then the audience would want to request it.
_ And so in the middle of the show, people would say Shutcher Piehole!
_ _ _ [D#] While Kenny and I are [C#] dying laughing, thinking all [E] different things.
[F#] _ _ That they could, you know, do that.
So, _ _ um, _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ [F#m] _ [E] I'll tell you something else, I don't know, I forget my lines.
Oh, alright, so, _ this will be the third time I've done this song.
So, and the first few times were the last time I ever did it before that.
So _ I text my friend, hey I wrote a song called Shutcher Piehole, and I spell it S-H-U-T [D#]-C-H-E-R, piehole.
And my friend [G#] texts back, we figured out what your song title was.
Figured out.
Yeah, you figured it out.
So, and then I started thinking, yeah, because it never even had [N] crossed my mind to spell it S-H-U-T,
new word, Y-O-U-R.
Because nobody who enunciates or speaks well, and would say shut your,
would follow, would say, piehole! _
That's never gonna happen.
_ [A#] It's so deliberate to call somebody's mouth their piehole.
So, [D#] _
anyway, so my [Bm] goal was to see if I could write [C#] a song called Shutcher [D] Piehole.
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [G] _
[A] Santa Monica [D] hotel [A] room
[Em] I sat around in red all [A] day
_ _ [G]
I [A] don't care much [D] how this [A] verse goes
I [Em] just want to get [A] to say
_ [E] Shutcher Piehole
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [D] _
_ Shutcher [A] Piehole
_ _ [D] _
_ Shutcher [C#] Piehole
_ _ [Em]
S-H [A]-U-T-C-H [D]-E-R, P-I [G]-E-H-O-L-E
[Em] If I [A] had a cat, [Em] I would name [E] him that
_ [D] _
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [A] _ [F#m] _ _ _ [G]
So if [A] I get to come [D] to your [A] town
[Em] And this is what you [A] want to hear
Please [G] _
don't hesitate [D] to tell [A] me
[Em] Yell out for it loud and [A] clear
_ _ [D]
Shutcher Piehole
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _
Shutcher Piehole
[F#m] Sing it with me!
[D]
Shutcher Piehole
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _
[D] Shutcher Piehole
_ [C#] Now, go to the lower one.
[D] Shutcher _ _ [E] [A] Piehole _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] Shutcher Piehole
[A] _ _