Chords for Christmas Medley by Storm Front. CAUTION: Extremely funny

_ We have been _ [F] involved in it for what seems [Db] like our entire lives.
So knowing [Gb] how forgiving the barbershop audience is, we thought this might be [Db] appropriate now to
well to experiment [F] on you with something we're working on.
This being [Bbm] the season that it is with, oh, thank you very much.
_ [F] This being the season that it is with the holiday week and _ _ [C] Labor Day coming up and all [D] that.
_ _ _ What better [F] time to do a Christmas song.
_ _ _ So with your kind indulgence, _ you can hear a ringing in my head.
[Eb] With your kind indulgence, we would like to feature.
[G] Now obviously this is not something [C] that is off-flavor, this is what you call a work.
A very [Bbm] famous Christmas song, [C] it's huge and rather long.
[Fm] So if you'd be so kind as to, [Eb] it's getting a little [G] refraction, reflect on this a little.
A little refraction.
With [Db] your kind indulgence, if you would be,
[F] Laughter. _
[Db] _ _ _ _ [F] If I shorten [Db] out.
_ [Eb] Laughter.
Just talk to me to yourself.
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Laughter. _ _ _ _ _ _
Laughter.
_ [A] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ Laughter.
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_ _ _ [N] Laughter. _ _ _
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_ _ _ Laughter. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Laughter.
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Laughter.
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_ _ _ Laughter.
_ Laughter.
_ Laughter.
On the first [F] day of Christmas, my true love came to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
Ho, ho, ho.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love came to me, two [G] turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day, on the third day [Eb] of Christmas, my true love came to me, [Em] five golden [D] _ _ _ freaks.
[F] _ Four calling birds, French, and a turtle dove, and a partridge [G] in a pear tree.
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On the ninth day of Christmas, [Bb] on [Eb] the eighth [G] day, it's a looking seven, it's a looking six, it's a looking,
better [F] not shout, it's better not cry, it's better not [G] laugh.
_ _ [F] _ _ [B] Laughter.
_ [Eb] _ _ _ On the eight. _
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_ [F] On the sixth, _ _ _ on the [Eb] seventh day of Christmas, match a little gift from me.
Here [F] we come,
the [Bb] wassailing among the [Em] reindeers.
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Four calling birds, three French hens, two [D] turtles, here we come, the wassailing among _ _ _ [A] the _ [Db] _
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_ [F] _ _ _ reindeers. _ _
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[F] _ Six weeks away, a sleeping ash [Bb] with no _ _ nose. _
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_ _ [F] And a partridge and a pair of four calling birds, three French hens and a duck.
Here we come, _ _ [N] the _ _
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