Chords for Chuck Prophet - Jesus Was a Social Drinker (eTown webisode #1208)

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_ _ Hi, this is Chuck Prophet.
I'm here to let you know that you're watching [C#m] EWTN.
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Well, _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
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[D] Jesus [A] was a social drinker.
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[G] He never drank [D] alone.
_ He [E] never partied [B] in a strip [E] club,
_ _ [A] keeping his woman [D] up at [A] home, _ _ _ _ or [D] overstayed his [A] welcome, _ _ _ [D] or threw [G] up in your [D] sink.
_ [G] Nah, [E]
[B] Jesus, he was [E] never late to work, man.
_ [A] And he [D] always pulled his weight.
[A] _ _ _ _ Tell me where it hurts.
_ _ _ [D] I'll tell you what to feel.
_ _ _ [E] Wash me in the water, mama.
_ [A] And I'll wash you in the water.
_ _ _ _ Now, [D] Jesus, [A] he was cool.
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[G] He could take or [D] leave the stuff.
_ _ [E] And if it [B] got too [E] loose, _ [G#] _ [A] well, then he knew he'd had [D] [A] enough. _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] [A] Jesus wasn't Irish.
[E] Oh my [D] God, imagine if [G] he was.
[D] _ _ _ [E] He might have written [B] poetry [E] at first, and enjoyed [A] a pint of [D] Guinness [A] every day for lunch.
_ _ Tell me where it hurts.
_ _ _ [D] I'll tell you what to feel.
_ _ _ [E] Wash me in the water, mama.
_ [A] And I'll wash you in the water. _ _ _ _ _
Come on, Ron.
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[D] Now, [A] Jesus, [D] he never had a synthesizer, _ _
[G] a [D] laptop, or even a pen.
[E] _ But he [B] wrote a best-selling [E] novel.
Yes, he did.
[A] Disappeared and [D] was never [A] heard from again.
_ _ He was an all [D]-round [A] decent dude.
_ _ [D] But he had his [G] share of rough [D] nights.
_ Yeah, [E] and the more I [B] learn about him, [E] _ _ well, [A] the more respect [D] I [A] have for the guy.
_ _ _ Tell me where it hurts.
_ _ [D] I'll tell you what to feel.
_ _ _ _ [E] Wash me in the water, mama.
_ And [A] I'll wash you in the water.
_ Tell _ me where it hurts.
_ _ [G] And I'll tell you what to feel.
_ _ _ [B] Wash me in the water, mama.
_ Come [A] on, wash me in the water. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ Let's hear it, Ron, on that keyboard.
Come on.
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