Chords for Cold in Canada - parody (I Froze My Brain up in Canada)

Hey, we're coming to you from Manitoba, Canada where it is cold outside tonight
I'm here with my brother-in-law Joe who is originally from Zambia where it is a lot _
_ _ _ _ That's alright you'll get used to it said no one ever
_ _ They say right now it's about minus 32 with a windchill minus 44 it's supposed to go to minus 50 tonight
Oh pretty sweet so anyways we thought we'd sing you a song _ you got Timmy's coffee
Sure, do okay ready for this yeah light it up _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] I _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ hear [G] _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [A] my [C#m] house cracking [F#m] in the night frost is building [G] up on my [Bm] doorway and in [F#m] all my _ [G] windows
[F#] _ [Bm] _ [A]
Minus [C#m] 50 with the wind [F#m] chill tonight.
They say it's colder [G] here than in the [Bm] south or even [F#m] in the [G] North
Stir [Bm] _ [A] _ [C#m] crazy, but I cannot [F#m] go outside.
I tried but [G] all my [Bm] doors are frozen [B] shut _ _
_ [Em] It's gonna take a lot to [G] break me
[D] _ _
_ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ [D] _ _
_ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ [D] _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [F#] _
[Bm] _ _ I
_ [A] _ _ [C#m] _
_ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [Bm] Get drove my [F#m] poor mom [G] crazy
_ [F#m] She [A]
sent my [C#m] brother and I [F#m] outside to play I guess she needed [G] just a little [Bm] bit of solitary [F#m] _ [G] company
_ [F#]
[Bm] My [A] brother [C#m] dared me to lick a [F#m] metal pole.
He said when it gets [G] cold it makes it taste [Bm] just like some [F#m] frosted [G] candy
_ _ [Bm] _ [A] My [C#m] tongue out my mouth [F#m] open wide it looks cold I [G] thought but [Bm] how bad can it be
_ _ _ [Em] It's gonna [C] take a lot to break [G] me
[D] _ _ _ [G] There's nothing that a hundred men or [D] more could ever [Em] do I must have [C] froze my brain [G] up in [D] Canada
_ [Em] Otherwise, [C] why would I [G] live up [D] here and think it's fun?
[Bm] _ _ [G] _ _
I [F#] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [F#m] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [A]
hear a [C#m] voice calling [F#m] in the night.
It's my wife.
She [G] says she needs a [Bm] Timmy's
bubble [F#m] coffee _ [G] _ _ [F#]
[Bm] I
[A] Said are [C#m] you sure it's [F#m] 1235
It'll keep you up [G] the plumbing's [Bm] frozen.
You'll have to [F#m] go outside [G] to be
[F#] [Bm] She [A] said I [C#m] don't care.
I want some [F#m] anyway.
It's the only thing [G] to [Bm] keep my sanity _ _
_ _ [Em] It's gonna [C] take
_ [G] _
[D] _ _ _ [Em] There's [C] nothing that a hundred men [G] or [D] more
I [Em] must have froze [C] my brain [G] up in [D] Canada
_ [Em] Otherwise, [C] why would I live [G] up [D] here and think it's fun?
[Bm] _ _ [Em] _ [Bm] _ [G] _ _ [F#m] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [F#] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
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