Chords for Congratulations, You Survived Your Suicide

_ _ [D] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [E] _
[Db] Congratulations, _ you [Ab] survived your _
[Db] suicide.
_ _ _ Your sorry [F] little heart's still bippity [Ab]-bop, so from side to [Db] side,
_ _ You get to see [Gb] another day, so what do you [F] say?
You bake some cookies [Bbm] for an orphan who is going [Gb] blind. _ _
[Db] Congratulations, _ welcome [Ab] back to the [Bbm] grind. _ _ _ _ _
[Gb] Congratulations, _ you [Ab] survived your [Db] suicide.
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
[Db] Congratulations, _ you [Ab] survived your _
[Db] suicide.
_ _ _ Yeah, you and [Bb] that horror show [Ab] cliche you've been trying [Db] to hide.
_ _ Ring, ring, [F] ring, you nailed down the windows and you locked the door,
But [Bbm] the call was coming from [Gb] inside. _ _
[Db] Congratulations, _ [Ab] the good guy is gonna [Bbm] survive. _ _ _ _ _
[Gb] Congratulations, _ _ [Ab] the killer is still [Db] alive.
_ _ _ You tried to [Gb] pull the trigger, but [Ab] your hand began [Bbm] to shake,
_ _ And so you dodged [Gb] a bullet _ _ [F] _ that you wanted [Bbm] to take.
_ _ _ _ [F] Life is long and sweet [Ab] and love is pure [Bbm] and true,
_ So we got [Gb] ourselves a problem here, [F] _ and the problem [Bbm] is you.
[F] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
[Db] Congratulations, _ you [Ab] survived your [Db] suicide.
_ _ _ _ There were oh [F] so many who went [Ab] before you that tried [Db] and died,
_ But not you, [Gb] you can hold your head [F] up high,
And let your failure [Bbm] fill you full [Gb] of pride. _
[Db] Congratulations, _ _ [Ab] your wish has been [Bbm] denied. _ _ _ _ _
[Gb] Congratulations, _ you [Fm] [Ab] survived your _
[Fm] suicide.
_ _ [Db] _ You tried to [Gb] pull the trigger, but [Ab] your hand began [Bbm] to shake,
_ _ And so you dodged [Gb] a bullet _ [F] that you wanted [Bbm] to take.
_ _ _ _ Life [F] is long and sweet [Ab] and love is pure [Bbm] and true,
_ _ So we got [Gb] ourselves a problem here, [F] _ and the problem [Bbm] is you.
[F] _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [Ab] _
[Db] Congratulations, _ you [Ab] survived your [Db] suicide.
_ _ _ _ You're sorry [Gb] little heart still [Ab] pippity-bops from side [Db] to side.
_ You get to see [Gb] another day, so head to [F] the bay,
And maybe buy [Bbm] yourself an hour-long jet ski [Gb] ride. _
[Db] Congratulations, _ _ [Fm] you're back on the winning [Bbm] _ side.
_ [Gb] _ _ _
[Db] Congratulations, _ you [Ab] survived your [Gb] suicide.
_ _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ [Bbm] _ _ _ _ _