Chords for Corey Taylor - X-M@$ [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

_ _ _ _ _ [F#] Ho ho ho ho!
_ Ooooooh!
[B] _ _
[F#] _ _ [C#] Ooooooh!
[F#m] _ There _ _ _ _ _ _ ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree, _ _ gussied up with [C#] candy [F#] canes and balls.
_ Those carolers have kept me up for hours.
_ [G#] It's Merry Christmas seeping through [C#] my walls.
[F#] _ Now I'm no Wiccan, commie nut or nothing,
_ but there's one damn holiday that I can't stand.
It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools,
but it'll surely make a fool out of every man.
Ha!
[G#] If I ain't drunk then [B] it ain't Christmas.
_ You know when to stick those [F#] jingle bells.
[B] _ _ [F#] If I ain't hammered [C#] then it ain't hunker.
_ And all you motherfuckers [F#] go to hell.
[C#] _ [F#] If I ain't cock out [B] then it ain't _ Kwanzaa.
Joy to the world, [C#m] Jack and [G#m] Coats.
_ [F#] If I ain't drunk then [C#] it ain't Christmas.
_ _ I ain't never anything [F#] but broke. _ _ _ _
_ Now every year [B] the [C#m] malls are [F#] just a madhouse,
_ _ [B] full of empty [C#] pockets, [F#] nods and smiles.
_ [B] Just the smell of eggnog [F#] makes me vomit,
and [G#] those colored lights are fucking [C#] infantile.
[B] _ [F#] I think [B] we [C#m] collectively [F#] and the people
_ should rise against this [C#] corporate [B] jolly noise
_ and tell the world [D#m] let's buy some [C#] peace and quiet for [D#m] a change
[B] before we [C#] spend it all on [F#] fucking [G#m]
toys.
[C#] [F#] Ha!
So if I ain't [B] drunk then it ain't Christmas.
You know when to stick those [F#] jingle bells.
_ If I ain't hammered [C#] then it ain't _ hunker.
[F#] La la la la la, go fuck yourself.
_ _ If I ain't cock out then [B] it ain't _ Kwanzaa.
Joy to [F#] the world, Jack and Coats. _
_ _ If I ain't drunk then it [C#] ain't Christmas.
_ [B] So leave this goddamn screws the [F#] fuck alone.
Ha!
_ _ _ _ Merry fucking Christmas!
Merry fucking Christmas! _ _ _ _ _
_ Bye _ Simon! _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _