Chords for Cornershop - Mean Mr Mustard / Polythene Pam

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_ _ Mean Mr.
Mustard sleeps in the park, shaves in the dark, try to save paper.
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ Sleeps in a hole in the road, _ _
_ [C#] _ [D] _ saving up to buy his new clothes.
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Keeps a jambob note up his nose.
_ _ _ [E] Such a mean [C] old [Em] man, _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ [E] such a mean [C] old man.
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His sister Pam works in a shop, she never stops, she's a go _ -getter.
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_ Takes him out to look at the queen, _ _ _ [D] _ _
only place that he's ever been. _
_ [C#] _ [B] _ _ Always shouts out something _ obscene. _ _ _
[E] Such a dirty [C] old [B] man, _ _
_ _ [E] _ dirty [C] old [B] man.
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_ [E] _ _ Well [A] you should see Paula [E] Feen Pam, [D] she's so good looking [A] but she looks [E] like a man.
_ [G] Well you should see her in drag, [B] dressed in a Paula Feen bag, yeah [C] you should [D] see Paula [E] Feen Pam.
_ [C] _ [D] Yeah, yeah, [E] yeah.
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_ [E] _ _ _ [D] Get a dose [A] of her and Jack [E] puts in kittles, _ [A] she's good at dealing when she's dressed [E] to the ills.
_ [G] She's the kind of girl [B] that makes the news of the world, [C] yeah she could say [D] that she's [E] attractively built.
_ _ [C] Yeah, [D]
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