Chords for Country's Family Reunion 2 --Del Reeves tells an embarassing story
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Introductions.
I know Dale Reeves and I'm sure a lot of the other people in this room worked in, speaking of Miami, for Cracker Jim.
Who would give you the greatest intro
What did you tell me one time he introduced you as well?
No, me and Buck Owens was on the show together.
And I did my show and come off.
But he's a very bad at few words.
But he always says things like, here's a guy in a watermelon suit.
Buck Owens, come out here.
That was his introduction?
Watermelon suit.
I think I was on that same show.
And weren't you on that show, Skeeter?
It was Buck Owens, George Jones, Farron Young, and I think Skeeter.
But he came out.
Anyway, Farron was late, as usual.
I mean, he was flying in, but he was late.
And Cracker Jim went out there and he said, everybody's waiting for Farron Young.
Farron was the headliner.
And the audience applauded.
And he said, and Farron is going to be here.
And the audience applauded.
He said, but first, the man in the watermelon colored suit, Buck Owens.
And that's it.
There's another Cracker Jim, Brooker story.
Marianne Worth was on the Grand Ole Opry and she was on a big package show at the Dade County Auditorium.
Cracker Jim goes out to introduce her.
His introduction, word for word, was, here's a young lady, sings a lot like Patty Page.
Turned around and walked off.
They never did say her name.
Hey, Bill, when we're talking about road stories, I know that everybody knows where this is at.
It's the old restaurant that goes across 80 or 90, I believe, out of Chicago going to Rockford, Illinois.
They got that restaurant that goes across.
Over the thruway.
Over the thruway, yeah.
Jenny Prudge's Faint and Friends, that's what it is.
Oh, we've all stopped there a million times, you know.
It's the only restroom in 50 miles.
It's the only restroom in 50 miles.
That's my story.
That's what I'm getting to.
You're about to learn my story.
Well, you know, on our buses, we went number one.
You don't do number two on the buses.
No, no.
So I was dying.
I was getting, you know, bad.
And the bus driver said, well, we only got about 40 miles.
I said, okay.
So I held everything.
And we got off that bus, and the bus driver went, we had to run to the bathroom, straight to the bathroom.
And lo and behold, those bathrooms, it cost you a dime to get in.
You had to put a dime in it to open it.
Well, I'm running through change.
And I ain't got no dime.
And he ain't got no dime.
And I just got down, and there's about that much space.
I crawled right up there.
As soon as I got up there, the man said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's the embarrassing thing.
That's the embarrassing thing.
I've never been so embarrassed in my whole life.
We are getting together, and we're sitting [Bm] down and singing [E] and joking and having fun.
And it's a pure delight.
It's the Country's Family Reunion Collection, with over 16 hours of laughter, [A#] songs, stories, and more.
Just walk on by.
[F]
Wait on the corner.
I'm a walking bottle of Pepto Bismol.
[E] Now available for the first time on nine DVDs or nine VHS tapes.
The Country's Family Reunion Collection contains over 16 hours of entertainment, with 50 of your favorite country music legends.
I found my pal, and he said, where was she?
And I said, in the ice box.
That's 50 of your favorite country music legends, sharing stories and laughter and 130 great performances.
[A] Bum, bum, [F] bum, bum, bum.
All the chapel bells were ringing.
[B]
They [E] say my mama socked you too.
The [F#] Harper Valley PTA.
[B] [A] Yeah, that [E] fool's mouth [A] turned blue.
The Country's Family Reunion Collection features your favorite country [E] performers, plus several who haven't performed in many [F] years.
[G] And everybody knew you didn't give no lift to [D] Big John.
[E] He's traveling through the jungle on the Wabash [A] Cannonball.
You'll get all [C] the great stories.
[F] I never got to break with you [G] a day in my life.
Plus all the great songs.
Now [A] all I got to do is act [D]
naturally.
[E] That's right, for just four payments of $29.95.
If you tried to buy these separately, it would cost you $350.
But through this special tour, the entire nine-volume set can be yours for just four payments of $29.95.
Don't miss your chance to own a piece of country music [D] history.
Two, three, four, [A] all I got to do is act [D]
naturally.
Order today by calling
I know Dale Reeves and I'm sure a lot of the other people in this room worked in, speaking of Miami, for Cracker Jim.
Who would give you the greatest intro
What did you tell me one time he introduced you as well?
No, me and Buck Owens was on the show together.
And I did my show and come off.
But he's a very bad at few words.
But he always says things like, here's a guy in a watermelon suit.
Buck Owens, come out here.
That was his introduction?
Watermelon suit.
I think I was on that same show.
And weren't you on that show, Skeeter?
It was Buck Owens, George Jones, Farron Young, and I think Skeeter.
But he came out.
Anyway, Farron was late, as usual.
I mean, he was flying in, but he was late.
And Cracker Jim went out there and he said, everybody's waiting for Farron Young.
Farron was the headliner.
And the audience applauded.
And he said, and Farron is going to be here.
And the audience applauded.
He said, but first, the man in the watermelon colored suit, Buck Owens.
And that's it.
There's another Cracker Jim, Brooker story.
Marianne Worth was on the Grand Ole Opry and she was on a big package show at the Dade County Auditorium.
Cracker Jim goes out to introduce her.
His introduction, word for word, was, here's a young lady, sings a lot like Patty Page.
Turned around and walked off.
They never did say her name.
Hey, Bill, when we're talking about road stories, I know that everybody knows where this is at.
It's the old restaurant that goes across 80 or 90, I believe, out of Chicago going to Rockford, Illinois.
They got that restaurant that goes across.
Over the thruway.
Over the thruway, yeah.
Jenny Prudge's Faint and Friends, that's what it is.
Oh, we've all stopped there a million times, you know.
It's the only restroom in 50 miles.
It's the only restroom in 50 miles.
That's my story.
That's what I'm getting to.
You're about to learn my story.
Well, you know, on our buses, we went number one.
You don't do number two on the buses.
No, no.
So I was dying.
I was getting, you know, bad.
And the bus driver said, well, we only got about 40 miles.
I said, okay.
So I held everything.
And we got off that bus, and the bus driver went, we had to run to the bathroom, straight to the bathroom.
And lo and behold, those bathrooms, it cost you a dime to get in.
You had to put a dime in it to open it.
Well, I'm running through change.
And I ain't got no dime.
And he ain't got no dime.
And I just got down, and there's about that much space.
I crawled right up there.
As soon as I got up there, the man said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's the embarrassing thing.
That's the embarrassing thing.
I've never been so embarrassed in my whole life.
We are getting together, and we're sitting [Bm] down and singing [E] and joking and having fun.
And it's a pure delight.
It's the Country's Family Reunion Collection, with over 16 hours of laughter, [A#] songs, stories, and more.
Just walk on by.
[F]
Wait on the corner.
I'm a walking bottle of Pepto Bismol.
[E] Now available for the first time on nine DVDs or nine VHS tapes.
The Country's Family Reunion Collection contains over 16 hours of entertainment, with 50 of your favorite country music legends.
I found my pal, and he said, where was she?
And I said, in the ice box.
That's 50 of your favorite country music legends, sharing stories and laughter and 130 great performances.
[A] Bum, bum, [F] bum, bum, bum.
All the chapel bells were ringing.
[B]
They [E] say my mama socked you too.
The [F#] Harper Valley PTA.
[B] [A] Yeah, that [E] fool's mouth [A] turned blue.
The Country's Family Reunion Collection features your favorite country [E] performers, plus several who haven't performed in many [F] years.
[G] And everybody knew you didn't give no lift to [D] Big John.
[E] He's traveling through the jungle on the Wabash [A] Cannonball.
You'll get all [C] the great stories.
[F] I never got to break with you [G] a day in my life.
Plus all the great songs.
Now [A] all I got to do is act [D]
naturally.
[E] That's right, for just four payments of $29.95.
If you tried to buy these separately, it would cost you $350.
But through this special tour, the entire nine-volume set can be yours for just four payments of $29.95.
Don't miss your chance to own a piece of country music [D] history.
Two, three, four, [A] all I got to do is act [D]
naturally.
Order today by calling
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_ _ _ _ Introductions.
I know Dale Reeves and I'm sure a lot of the other people in this room worked in, speaking of Miami, for Cracker Jim.
Who would give you the greatest intro_
What did you tell me one time he introduced you as well?
No, me and Buck Owens was on the show together.
And I did my show and come off.
But he's a very bad at few words.
But he always says things like, _ _ _ here's a guy in a watermelon suit. _
Buck Owens, come out here.
That was his introduction?
Watermelon suit.
I think I was on that same show.
And weren't you on that show, Skeeter?
It was Buck Owens, George Jones, Farron Young, _ and I think Skeeter.
_ But he came out.
Anyway, Farron was late, as usual.
I mean, he was flying in, but he was late.
And Cracker Jim went out there and he said, everybody's waiting for Farron Young.
Farron was the headliner.
And the audience applauded.
And he said, and Farron is going to be here.
And the audience applauded.
He said, but first, the man in the watermelon colored suit, Buck Owens.
_ _ And that's it.
_ There's another _ Cracker Jim, Brooker story.
Marianne Worth was on the Grand Ole Opry and she was on a big package show at the Dade County Auditorium.
Cracker Jim goes out to introduce her.
His introduction, word for word, was, here's a young lady, sings a lot like Patty Page.
Turned around and walked off.
They never did say her name. _ _ _ _ _
Hey, Bill, when we're talking about road stories, _ _ I know that everybody knows where this is at.
It's the old restaurant that goes across _ _ 80 or 90, I believe, out of Chicago going to Rockford, Illinois.
_ They got that restaurant that goes across.
Over the thruway.
Over the thruway, yeah.
Jenny Prudge's Faint and Friends, that's what it is.
Oh, we've all stopped there a million times, you know.
It's the only restroom in 50 miles.
It's the only restroom in 50 miles.
That's my story.
That's what I'm getting to.
_ You're about to learn my story. _ _
Well, you know, on our buses, we went number one.
You don't do number two on the buses.
_ No, no.
_ So I was dying.
I was getting, you know, bad.
And the bus driver said, well, we only got about 40 miles.
I said, okay.
So I held everything.
_ And we got _ off that bus, and the bus driver went, we had to run to the _ bathroom, straight to the bathroom. _ _
And lo and behold, those bathrooms, it cost you a dime to get in.
You had to put a dime in it to open it.
Well, I'm running through change.
_ _ And I ain't got no dime.
_ And he ain't got no dime.
And I just got down, and there's about that much space.
I crawled right up there.
As soon as I got up there, the man said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ That's the embarrassing thing. _ _ _
That's the embarrassing thing.
I've never been so embarrassed in my whole life.
We are getting together, and we're sitting [Bm] down and singing [E] and joking and having fun.
And it's a pure delight.
It's the Country's Family Reunion Collection, with over 16 hours of laughter, [A#] songs, stories, and more.
Just walk on by.
_ _ _ [F]
Wait on the corner.
I'm a walking bottle of Pepto Bismol.
[E] Now available for the first time on nine DVDs or nine VHS tapes.
The Country's Family Reunion Collection contains over 16 hours of entertainment, with 50 of your favorite country music legends.
I found my pal, _ _ and he said, where was she?
And I said, in the ice box.
That's 50 of your favorite country music legends, sharing stories and laughter and 130 great performances.
[A] Bum, bum, [F] bum, bum, bum.
All the chapel bells were ringing.
[B]
They [E] say my mama socked you too.
The [F#] Harper Valley PTA.
[B] _ _ [A] Yeah, that [E] fool's mouth [A] turned blue. _ _ _
The Country's Family Reunion Collection features your favorite country [E] performers, plus several who haven't performed in many [F] years.
[G] And everybody knew you didn't give no lift to [D] Big John.
[E] He's traveling through the jungle on the Wabash [A] Cannonball.
You'll get all [C] the great stories.
[F] I never got to break with you [G] a day in my life.
Plus all the great songs.
Now [A] all I got to do is act _ [D]
naturally.
[E] That's right, for just four payments of $29.95.
If you tried to buy these separately, it would cost you $350.
But through this special tour, the entire nine-volume set can be yours for just four payments of $29.95.
Don't miss your chance to own a piece of country music [D] history. _
Two, three, four, [A] all I got to do is act [D]
naturally.
Order today by calling_ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I know Dale Reeves and I'm sure a lot of the other people in this room worked in, speaking of Miami, for Cracker Jim.
Who would give you the greatest intro_
What did you tell me one time he introduced you as well?
No, me and Buck Owens was on the show together.
And I did my show and come off.
But he's a very bad at few words.
But he always says things like, _ _ _ here's a guy in a watermelon suit. _
Buck Owens, come out here.
That was his introduction?
Watermelon suit.
I think I was on that same show.
And weren't you on that show, Skeeter?
It was Buck Owens, George Jones, Farron Young, _ and I think Skeeter.
_ But he came out.
Anyway, Farron was late, as usual.
I mean, he was flying in, but he was late.
And Cracker Jim went out there and he said, everybody's waiting for Farron Young.
Farron was the headliner.
And the audience applauded.
And he said, and Farron is going to be here.
And the audience applauded.
He said, but first, the man in the watermelon colored suit, Buck Owens.
_ _ And that's it.
_ There's another _ Cracker Jim, Brooker story.
Marianne Worth was on the Grand Ole Opry and she was on a big package show at the Dade County Auditorium.
Cracker Jim goes out to introduce her.
His introduction, word for word, was, here's a young lady, sings a lot like Patty Page.
Turned around and walked off.
They never did say her name. _ _ _ _ _
Hey, Bill, when we're talking about road stories, _ _ I know that everybody knows where this is at.
It's the old restaurant that goes across _ _ 80 or 90, I believe, out of Chicago going to Rockford, Illinois.
_ They got that restaurant that goes across.
Over the thruway.
Over the thruway, yeah.
Jenny Prudge's Faint and Friends, that's what it is.
Oh, we've all stopped there a million times, you know.
It's the only restroom in 50 miles.
It's the only restroom in 50 miles.
That's my story.
That's what I'm getting to.
_ You're about to learn my story. _ _
Well, you know, on our buses, we went number one.
You don't do number two on the buses.
_ No, no.
_ So I was dying.
I was getting, you know, bad.
And the bus driver said, well, we only got about 40 miles.
I said, okay.
So I held everything.
_ And we got _ off that bus, and the bus driver went, we had to run to the _ bathroom, straight to the bathroom. _ _
And lo and behold, those bathrooms, it cost you a dime to get in.
You had to put a dime in it to open it.
Well, I'm running through change.
_ _ And I ain't got no dime.
_ And he ain't got no dime.
And I just got down, and there's about that much space.
I crawled right up there.
As soon as I got up there, the man said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ That's the embarrassing thing. _ _ _
That's the embarrassing thing.
I've never been so embarrassed in my whole life.
We are getting together, and we're sitting [Bm] down and singing [E] and joking and having fun.
And it's a pure delight.
It's the Country's Family Reunion Collection, with over 16 hours of laughter, [A#] songs, stories, and more.
Just walk on by.
_ _ _ [F]
Wait on the corner.
I'm a walking bottle of Pepto Bismol.
[E] Now available for the first time on nine DVDs or nine VHS tapes.
The Country's Family Reunion Collection contains over 16 hours of entertainment, with 50 of your favorite country music legends.
I found my pal, _ _ and he said, where was she?
And I said, in the ice box.
That's 50 of your favorite country music legends, sharing stories and laughter and 130 great performances.
[A] Bum, bum, [F] bum, bum, bum.
All the chapel bells were ringing.
[B]
They [E] say my mama socked you too.
The [F#] Harper Valley PTA.
[B] _ _ [A] Yeah, that [E] fool's mouth [A] turned blue. _ _ _
The Country's Family Reunion Collection features your favorite country [E] performers, plus several who haven't performed in many [F] years.
[G] And everybody knew you didn't give no lift to [D] Big John.
[E] He's traveling through the jungle on the Wabash [A] Cannonball.
You'll get all [C] the great stories.
[F] I never got to break with you [G] a day in my life.
Plus all the great songs.
Now [A] all I got to do is act _ [D]
naturally.
[E] That's right, for just four payments of $29.95.
If you tried to buy these separately, it would cost you $350.
But through this special tour, the entire nine-volume set can be yours for just four payments of $29.95.
Don't miss your chance to own a piece of country music [D] history. _
Two, three, four, [A] all I got to do is act [D]
naturally.
Order today by calling_ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _