Avant Gardener Chords by Courtney Barnett

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_ _ _ [G] I'm sleeping late, _ another day [F] Oh what a [C] wonder, oh what a [G] waste
It's a Monday, it's so [F] mundane What [G] exciting [C] things will happen today
[G] The yard is full of hard rubbish, it's a mess [F] and
I guess the neighbours [C] must think we run a meth [G] lab
We should amend that I pull the [F] sheets back, it's 40 degrees
[C] And I feel like I'm dying [G] _ Life's getting hot in here
So I do some [F] gardening Anything to take [C] my mind away
From where it's [G] supposed to be The nice lady next door
Talks of [F] green beds and All the nice [C] things
That she wants to [Am] plant [G] in them I want to grow tomatoes on the front [F] steps
_ Sunflowers, [C]
beansprouts, sweet corn and [G] radishes I feel proactive, I pull out [F] weeds
All of a [C] sudden I'm having trouble [G] breathing in
I'm having trouble [C] breathing _ [F] in [C]
I'm having trouble [G] breathing _ in
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_ _ _ [G] _ _ are shaky, my knees are [F] weak I can't seem [C] to stand on my own two [G] feet
I'm breathing but I'm wheezing Feel like I'm emphysema
[F] My throat feels like a funnel [C] filled with Weed, Bix and [G] kerosene
And oh no, next thing I know they call up [F] triple O
I'd rather [C] die than owe the hospital till [G] I get old
I get adrenaline straight to the [F] heart Feel like [C] umethylamine, post overdose and [G] kickstart
Reminds me of the time when I was really sick [F] and I
Had too much [C] pseudoepidermal and I Couldn't sleep at [G] night
Halfway down High Street, Andy looks [F] ambivalent He's probably [C] wondering what I'm doing getting
in an [G] ambulance The paramedic thinks I'm clever
Cause I play [Am] guitar [F] I think she's clever
[C] Cause she stops people [G] dying _ _ Anaphylactic and
_ _ [F] superhyperchondriactic Should've stayed in bed [C] today
I much prefer the [G] mundane I take a hit from an asthma [F] pump up
I do it [C] wrong I was never good at [G] smoking bombs
_ I'm not that good [Am] at [F] breathing in [C] I'm not that good at breathing [G] _ _ in
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