Avant Gardener Chords by Courtney Barnett

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[G] I'm sleeping late, another [F] day Oh what a [C] wonder, oh what a [G] waste.
It's a Monday, it's so [F] mundane What [G] exciting [C] things will happen today.
[G] The yard is full of hard rubbish, it's a [F] mess and.
I guess the [C] neighbours must think we run a [G] meth lab.
We should amend that, I pull the [F] sheets back.
It's 40 degrees [C] and I feel like I'm dying.
[G] Life's getting hot in here so I do some [F] gardening.
Anything to [C] take my mind away from where it's supposed to [G] be.
The nice lady next door talks of [F] green beds and.
All the [C] nice things that she wants to plant [G] in them.
I want to grow tomatoes on the front [F] steps.
Sunflowers, [C] bean sprouts, sweet corn and [G] radishes.
I feel proactive, I pull out [F] weeds.
All of a [C] sudden I'm having trouble [G] breathing in.
I'm having trouble [C] breathing [F] in.
[C] I'm having trouble [G] breathing .
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[G] are shaky, my knees are [F] weak.
I can't seem [C] to stand on my own two [G] feet.
I'm breathing but I'm wheezing, feel like I'm emphysema.
[F] My throat feels like a [C] funnel filled with Weet-Bix and [G] kerosene.
And oh no, next thing I know they call up [F] triple O.
I'd rather die [C] than owe the hospital till I [G] get old.
I get adrenaline straight to the [F] heart.
I feel like [C] umethylamine, post overdose and [G] kickstart.
Reminds me of the time when I was really sick and [F] I.
Had too much pseudoephedrine [C] and I couldn't sleep at [G] night.
Halfway down High Street, Andy looks [F] ambivalent.
He's probably [C] wondering what I'm doing getting in an [G] ambulance.
The paramedic thinks I'm clever cause I play [F] guitar.
I think she's [C] clever cause she stops people [G] dying.
Anaphylactic and super [F] hypochondriac.
If she'd have stayed in bed [C] today I'd much prefer the [G] mundane.
I'd take a hit from an asthma pump [F] up.
I'd do it wrong, [C] I was never good at [G] smoking but.
I'm not that good at [F] breathing in.
[C] I'm not that good at [G] breathing in.
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[Db] [G] not that good at breathing in.
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