Chords for Crash Test Dummies - I Think I'll Disappear Now

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[F] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [C] _ _
[F] _ _ But even if life is without warning,
_ [Dm] _ _ [C] _
[Bb] It's like dripping a [C] sniff of tequila [F] in the [Dm] morning.
But I'll try, [Bb] try [Dm] to keep my cool [F] down,
It's why I don't have [Dm] the taste you left now,
[Gm] That's [G] why I'm [C] not around. _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ You can just agree, [Bb] Jim, we're [F] not in the same room,
_ [Dm] _ _ [C] _ _
[Bb] _ Well, alright, [C] I'll just mause [F] you to the [Dm] bathroom,
_ Bye, [Gm] I like your summer _ [F] vacation,
And you left [Dm] me TV movies [G] on _ _ [C] mass-ication. _ _
[Bb] I think [C] _ I'll [F] disappear now,
I'll sleep [A] outside [Bb] and wait just for [C] a while, _
[Am] But until then, _ [Dm] stay and sleep [F] a little, [Bb] excuse me.
_ [C] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ I'll buy a Vespa, I'll drive a Vespa from here,
_ [Dm] _ _ [C] _ _
[Bb] There is a [C] jail we've seen [F] since last [Dm] year,
And it's far, [Bb] but I like my [F] drive,
It just makes [Dm] it nicer [F] when [Gm] I [G] do _ [C] arrive. _ _
[Bb] _ I [C] think I'll [F] disappear now,
I'll sleep [Am] outside [Bb] and wait just for [C] a while, _
[Am] But until then, _ [Dm] stay and sleep [Bb] a little, excuse me.
_ [C] _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ Aren't you [C] gonna miss me? _
[Bb] _ Aren't you gonna [F] even say [Dm] one thing to [Bb] me?
Not [F] anymore. _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
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[Bb] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Am] _
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[Bb] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ You can [Bb] bet that I'll forget [F] how it was [E] then,
_ [Dm] _ _ [C] _ _
[Bb] _ All the jobs [C] to your [F] father [Dm] began,
I've seen [Bb] _ swimsuit [F] magazines,
I've spilled [Dm] tequila the first [G] thing [Bb] _ [C] in the morning, _ _
[Bb] I _ [C] think I'll _ [F] disappear now,
_ I'll sleep [Am] outside and [Bb] wait just for [C] a while,
But [A] until then, _ [Dm] stay and sleep a [Bb] little, excuse me.
_ [C] _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ Aren't you [C] gonna miss me? _
[Bb] _ Aren't you [F] gonna even say [Dm] one thing [Bb] to me?
Not [F] anymore.
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ Joy is [C] away from me, _
[Bb] _ _ Aren't [F] you gonna even say [Dm] one thing to [Bb] me?
Not [F] anymore.
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _
[Dm] One thing to [Bb] me. Not [F] anymore.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ [F] _ _ _
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