Chords for Crowd Digs Christmas Blues at a Public Piano

_ That wasn't an Ed Sheeran song.
You're doing a bit of blues.
_ Billy Joe what, Piano Man?
_ Do you sing it?
What?
No.
[D] Sing us [G] a song called The [D] Piano Man.
No, no, I'm not [E] singing it.
What, Billy Joe?
No, I can't.
I'm not singing it.
Do you know _ [N] Professor Bones?
No.
Do you know Professor Bones?
_ He's like, he just has a skeleton. _
[Abm] Well, no, [D] Professor Bones, I [Eb] just wanted to do Professor Bones the joke.
Because Jones, he's known as Purple Jacketman.
He's actually a meme.
What did you [G] say?
Right, he's a meme.
[N] You know what I like, a meme?
He is a meme.
Purple Jacketman, I'm going to do this Jungle Belch, yeah?
And then this man here, Mum forgot he can do Billy Joe [Gm] else.
I'll just do this for your mum, yeah?
[D] Okay.
[G] But this is serious.
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_ _ _ [A] _ Daddy likes to talk like [Dm] a brat.
Talk like a brat.
It's worth it. _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [Am] Thank you for [G] watching _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
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_ this. _ _ _ _ _
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_ I'm Wong Kwok.
[Dm] This is Roy.
[A] I'm Roy. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [Dm] I'm Roy.
I'm next in the _ [G] _ _
[Dm] next [Gm] season.
[Dm] _ _ [G] _ _ _
I'm the D-man [Dm] in the D.
_ _ [G] [Gm] I'm Wong Kwok.
_ [Dm] Happy New Year.
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_ _ [G] _ _ _ [Bm] D-man in _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
[D] town, D-man in [Db] the D.
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Bye bye. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] Have a good day.
Bye bye.